Remember when you and your buddies would pile into a car....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tuesday, Mar 9, 2012.

  1. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    and pretended you were cool cause you were smoking a joint, when in reality it was a bunch of dorks driving around by themselves cause no one wanted them at their parties

    REMEMBER ?!?!?!?!?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'd like to pile my semen into your smoldering vag
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    OMFG, it's Tuesday.

    Tonight is going to be a Beat-Off night. :cheer:
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    LOL.

    31 year old Chriza is home on a Friday night.

    I would have shot myself in the face if I was home on a Friday night when I was 31.

    Unless I was so fucked up on Hallucinagens that mobility just wasn't really a possibility.
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    It was an awkward stage in life. The hot chicks our age wanted to go out with the juniors and seniors and the other girls were too young to mess with.

    So we just drove around getting drunk and high until we were juniors
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm 32 asshole
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I just got home from getting mah hurr cut for my date tomorrow

    What you doing tomorrow Dave?

    Besides listening to your arteries harden :jj:
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Seriously though....Are you growing out your toenails so you can reach the trigger on the shotgun? :munch:
     
  9. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Hotboxing.

    sigh.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You have no girlfriend and no kids, same as me. And according to you (and dog years) you're only ten years older than I am. What's your excuse?

    :c
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    Getting hella fucked up on a couple different drugs. Some homework. Maybe vacuum the place. Get some coffee a couple of times. And watch a complete and total shit ton of college basketball, including San Diego State in the MWC Tourney final. :cheer:

    I call that an awesome fucking day. Have fun wasting a whole day tomorrow trying to get 3 minutes worth of pussy. :jj:
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :secret: I got life by the balls, motherfucker. It doesn't get any better than this, for realz.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Pfft it'll be like 2 minutes

    What you going to school for? I didn't know you were doing the college thing. I'm starting in 3 weeks. :cheer:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yes, we know, you tell us every day. We believe you. :jj:
     
  15. GHP

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    Way to give up your hang time playa
     
  16. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Dude, you are pretty fucking hard up. Hoping for online sex :jj:

    I should let Low have his way with you.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He's got life by the balls
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    School? Nigga, I ain't goin' to no school.

    Work work. I'm getting ready for next week, getting caught up on paperwork, doing updates. :rolleyes:






    WTF happened to the ax wound?
     
  19. Tuesday

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    you are one to talk. Thats the most a creeper like you can ever hope for
     
  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    that's some life he has there.