remember when you were a boy and you could pee super far?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    good times.

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    ahhh taking the ole long shot, an elementary school bathroom classic
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    Reminds me of this kid in elementary school that kept pissing on the floor, and the janitor was getting tired of mopping it up so he painted a bulls eye in the urinal. The kid never pissed on the floor again.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Sometimes I piss off my back porch late at night. It just feels right.
     
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  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Cum time! Keep me cumming! #cum #toys #orgasms

    She looks bored as fuck :jj:
     
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  8. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I pee ropes
     
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  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she always looked bored in her porns.
     
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    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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  11. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    Porn sites like that are missing out on a goldmine, not making their sites PS3 friendly.
     
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    So jelly. :down:
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I remember shooting cum across the room.
     
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    I went from a shooter to a dribbler in the matter of a day
     
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    No, I have no recollection.
     
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    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    You're still alive!!

    So I guess this means I won't be inherenting your gold sub
     
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    :jj: The summer isn't over. I have more stuff to tell you guys. Give me half an hour.
    Btw good to see you. :hug:
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I shot it in my eye once, the wife saw it told everyone, I was embarassed but golly Id like to be able to do that again
     
  20. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    @Just Peachy
     
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