Reminder: Every piece of food you eat has a family

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Think about that next time you're about to chow down on some corn on the cob, which by the way are little baby corn seeds.
     
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    Based
     
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    Walnuts! Baby trees!
     
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  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Won't somebody please think of the children?
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I'm going to start eating only what comes from myself to minimize pain in the world
     
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    That was a good movie.
     
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    Boogers, ear wax, piss and shit?
     
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    Children of the Corn
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    + fingernails and belly button lint
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    :golfclap:
     
  12. gilaet

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    skin tags
     
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    We've gotta eat that corn before it turns the children into demons and attacks young couples in 80's station wagons. It's eat or be eaten.
     
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    Goddamn Artie spends an hour talking about his skin tags on his new show every week, it seems like.
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    I think your fingernails stop growing if you're malnourished and you'll stop pissing and shitting in less than a week if you even live that long.
     
  16. Napoleon V2

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    Looks like ear wax is my staple food
     
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    why the fuck would anyone eat corn? :puke:
     
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    I just ate a whole bowl of baby spinach and now I feel awful. :bigcry:
     
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    That movie scared the shit out of me. :chair: