Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton Can't Park a Car

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  1. Nemo

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    "Fuck you, little people"

    She probably bitched that everyone else had parked wrong.
     
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    78 years old?
    Term limits?
     
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    Death penalty
     
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    Guessed the party! :yes:
     
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    It's those white stripes fault ... Muthafucka's fucked up my parking job, uh-huuu :bhump:
     
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    We definitely need to weed these people out of congress.

    It doesn't really show it on the video but, I'll take the guys word for it, the fact that she hit another car and didn't leave a note, is criminal in itself.
     
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    She didn't do the person who parked to her left any favors
     
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    At least she left notes on the windshields of all the cars she smashed into.

    Oh wait.
     
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    Reminds me of a person I met at a work-related training class in another state a few years ago. According to her coworkers, she was the worst driver they had ever seen. People would gather in the lobby every morning to watch her attempt to park her car because it was hilarious and it took her countless attempts to simply pull into an open space. They were all afraid to ride with her and parked in a different lot to make sure she didn't hit their cars.
     
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    "Why the stripes all white??!! We demand our share of stripes! No stripes, no peace!!"

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    Whitey's fault:



    Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton is a fiesty firebrand, and a largely respected non-voting delegate for her constituents in Washington, DC. She also doesn’t appear to understand the concept of angled parking, hitting another car in the process, and it makes you sad for the 77-year old more than anything else.


    In fact, the one person I don’t feel bad for isn’t the Congresswoman and vaunted civil rights advocate, nor the victim of her botched parking job, but the sycophantic aide who appears to be doing the worst job possible at helping her.

    Who among us hath committed naught but perfect parking, every single time, let them cast the fir

    But who the hell is summoned to help with a potentially bad parking job, sees the driver do it horrifically, and then appears to just go “yep, great job! Now, on with the day.” Clearly, Congresswoman Norton needs more help than others, as she’s so oblivious to how bad of a job she did that she goes back to retrieve something from her car, and doesn’t realize that she did the opposite of what’s good.

    However you, sir, in the navy blue suit, you gotta do something for your boss. Hell, even ask to borrow her keys, just so you could fix it.

    Nevertheless, it appears Norton and Blue Suit Guy went about their business, without leaving a note to the person in the red Nissan next to her

    Norton’s office disputes that anything untoward transpired.

    “After the Congresswoman parked her car, we assessed the cars on either side to see if there was any damage. We could not find any,” a Norton aide assured HOH. “But we left a note with a business card so the congresswoman could be contacted in case we missed any.”
     
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    'nuff said.
     
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    I'm in IT so, I work with a lot of people that were not born or, grew up in this country, that being said, it was always a life or death decision to agree to go out to lunch with one of them if they were doing the driving.

    I would always insist on getting Shotgun because, at least I had an airbag.

    You haven't lived until you sat through a 6 point turn into a simple parking spot.
     
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