Report: Canseco shoots off finger cleaning gun

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Teeney, Oct 29, 2014.

  1. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

    Reputations:
    12,092
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2013
    Messages:
    46,915
    Likes Received:
    24,540
    Report: Canseco shoots off finger cleaning gun
    [​IMG][​IMG]
    The Sports Xchange
    1 hr ago
    [​IMG]

    In a story first reported by KLAS-TV in Las Vegas with details later provided by TMZ Sports, former baseball player Jose Canseco shot himself in the left hand while cleaning his handgun at home in Las Vegas on Tuesday.
    According to TMZ Sports, Canseco blew the middle finger off his hand. Canseco's fiancee told TMZ Sports he was sitting at a table in their home cleaning the gun when it went off, apparently not knowing the gun was loaded.
    Canseco was in surgery Tuesday night, with doctors reportedly saying he will never have full use of what is left of his finger again.
    Canseco, 50, made a name for himself as a slugger for the Oakland Athletics but later was essentially blackballed by MLB for writing a tell-all book detailing steroids use in the game,
     
    Swedish John and Gwarn1 like this.
  2. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

    Reputations:
    12,092
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2013
    Messages:
    46,915
    Likes Received:
    24,540
    something similar happened to @HAL when he had his gun placed on his lap
     
    JumboWop, Psyche, LonghornJ and 2 others like this.
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    1,533
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,917
    Likes Received:
    43,208
  4. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    11,489
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    57,436
    Likes Received:
    14,670
    I'm hanging up.
     
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    41,985
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    183,460
    Likes Received:
    105,269
    :oops:.......I mean :spit:
     
  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2010
    Messages:
    41,770
    Likes Received:
    1,481
    How big is the hole in his ass?
     
  7. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

    Reputations:
    12,092
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2013
    Messages:
    46,915
    Likes Received:
    24,540
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

    Reputations:
    12,092
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2013
    Messages:
    46,915
    Likes Received:
    24,540
    four in a half knuckles deep
     
  9. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Slippin Jimmy VIP

    Reputations:
    942
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    38,473
    Likes Received:
    5,693
    "former baseball player Jose Canseco"

    :lol:
     
  10. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    11,489
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    57,436
    Likes Received:
    14,670
    Teeney shot her clit off. Now it's only 6 inches.
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

    Reputations:
    12,092
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2013
    Messages:
    46,915
    Likes Received:
    24,540
    but thankfully my balls are still intact
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

    Reputations:
    1,156
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    111,957
    Likes Received:
    27,052
    Teeney. Fuck you.
     
    Psyche and Teeney like this.
  13. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    11,489
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    57,436
    Likes Received:
    14,670
    You shot your pee pee off.
     
  14. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

    Reputations:
    12,092
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2013
    Messages:
    46,915
    Likes Received:
    24,540
    I have taken a sleeping pill so I may become dopey at any moment. so be warned,
     
    Billy Brown likes this.
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

    Reputations:
    12,092
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2013
    Messages:
    46,915
    Likes Received:
    24,540
    are you up to it after you unfortunate accident?
     
  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

    Reputations:
    1,156
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    111,957
    Likes Received:
    27,052
    No :mad:
    Teeney. Go to bed.
     
  17. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

    Reputations:
    471
    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2012
    Messages:
    55,715
    Likes Received:
    3,733
    what a fucking jerk
     
  18. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    11,489
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    57,436
    Likes Received:
    14,670
    Ok. If you stop breathing I'll perform mouth to cunt on you.
     
  19. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

    Reputations:
    12,092
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2013
    Messages:
    46,915
    Likes Received:
    24,540
    you are not the boss of me
     
    HAL likes this.
  20. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

    Reputations:
    12,092
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2013
    Messages:
    46,915
    Likes Received:
    24,540
    I sometimes sleep walk