News "Reporter Stabbed While Trying On Stab-Proof Vest"

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  1. Time Bandit

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    nothing is "proof"... even your watch is water "resistant".

    Bullet "resistant" vests... not bullet proof.
     
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    So you're supposed to remain perfectly still while being stabbed while wearing that?
     
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    You mean to tell me my motorcycle won't prevent my skull from fracturing when crashing @100 mph?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    This should be great for sales.
     
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    Yes. And tell your attacker "you can stab me here, but not here, over here is OK, but not this part right here, in fact, if you could just keep it to this small area right here, it would be better off for me".
     
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    So by their own defense, the jacket works to prevent stabbings only if your standing perfectly still.

    "Hey. That dangerous looking fellow appears to be running at me with a knife. I better not move a muscle and prepare to witness his embarrassment as I stand here like a stone and hopefully survive."
     
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    If your are perfectly still you can survive a crash at that speed, yes.
     
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    :c Right, you can't just be allowing yourself to be stabbed willy nilly, there are rules.
     
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    "Not the face! NOT THE FUCKING FACE!!!"
     
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    67% of Palestinians support the knife attacks

    if you hate jews thats one thing and i at least respect someone's honesty to come and admit it but i am sick of hearing this
    "palestinian rights" shit and false equivalency. muslims have no morals, no souls, they are human garbage
     
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    If you need to wear a stab proof vest, perhaps fashion should not be your biggest concern.

    I would recommend relocating.
     
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