News REPS - And Then There Were Two

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by JustLurking, Feb 19, 2016.

  1. JustLurking

    JustLurking Enforcer and Sergeant at Arms Gold

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    Alright you maggots listen up! Again we see that REPS are the only thing that matters here in the Larryshed. The skunk posters discount them or never had them to begin with. But trust me, the one way to separate the cream of the crop is to look at the REPS. And when you do that you will see that the incomparable @@ClintDagger has been elevated by his peers into the position of honor at the right hand of the great and all powerful @@LawyerLarry that has always been destined to be his.

    Right now there's the Top Two, and there are the rest of you. Nobodies going nowhere not fit to lace our boots. We are Larry Inc. We are the elite of the elite. We are accountable to none and beholden to fewer. And the sooner the slack jawed mouthbreathers figure it out, the better it's going to be for all of you. Now hit the music!

     
  2. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I have more reps than you in less than a month.

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  3. JFK

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    What a glorious day.

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  4. JustLurking

    JustLurking Enforcer and Sergeant at Arms Gold

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    You also have more posts, what a loser.
     
  5. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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  7. chrisfromvegas

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    Never trust a poster with negative rep...
     
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  8. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Thank you very much JL.

    Now if you're not part of the Inc then tell your story walkin' pal because we got Larry, Inc business to tend to.

    You know I just want to take this opportunity to talk about myself, to talk about Larry, Inc, and most importantly talk about the man himself @LawyerLarry. There's no doubt that Double L is the greatest poster of all time. Of ALL TIME! Look at the reps Jack! Reps is all that matters, everybody knows it. Not likes, not post count. That's for ham & eggers. Reps is what puts you on the map Big Man! And there's no doubt that @ClintDagger stands tall as #2 of all time. People may say, why be so proud of being #2? Well let me tell you something, there's nothing wrong with being #2 to God, pal. It may come as a surprise to you--the lowly, uneducated, uncharismatic, rank & file of the Shed--that @ClintDagger used to be a skunk poster like the rest of you. Well maybe not that bad, and certainly not as bad as those that post in the Bar--I think you have to have some sort of lingering head trauma or learning disability to be that bad. But one day a great being came into my life. I say being because this man isn't mortal. He's not of this earth, he's something greater that people like you couldn't possibly comprehend. I'm talking of course about Double L. He offered me a spot in the most elite organization known to man: Larry, Inc! And look at me now, ha ha. I'm part of what makes this place tick now. I do have to thank all of you for the recognition because it is you that constantly rep my posts and point out how great I am, and quite frankly how much better I am than all of you.

    So Larry bless the Shed, and Larry bless the juggernaut that is Larry, Inc.
     
  9. chrisfromvegas

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    Damn, Mr. Larry, that's alot of rep...
     
  10. Mr Cachexic

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    reps are all that matters, not post count, not likes, thats for ham and eggers
     
  11. chrisfromvegas

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    Mr. Dagger is rising thru the ranks too.

    Must be a damn good poster.
     
  12. LawyerLarry

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    Joe Bauers just committed suicide after all of that hard work got him up to 2nd place only to fall back down to 3rd. Enjoy 3rd place while you got it, jabroni, because by the time Larry, Inc. is through, you're not even gonna be on the leader board.
     
  13. ClintDagger

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  14. ClintDagger

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    I can't wait for the speeches from those that I surpassed. ITOK, Wifey, Jayla, my #1 fan Somer. Going to be a great day of celebration.
     
  15. LawyerLarry

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    Wiaw is gonna try to rationalize it with his standard "likes are all that matters" rap that I've heard a million times. But there will be no hiding how pissed he will be at moving down another spot.
     
  16. JFK

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  17. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Shameful Bronze
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  18. ClintDagger

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    @Slow is working on this as his top news story of the week...
     
  19. Snort

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    Go back to just lurking, faggot. And btw your reps are shit, so I guess you're a shit poster....as if this thread isn't evidence enough.
     
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