Rescue Of An Injured Barn Owl

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    Tried to rescue this fucker talons were sharp wildlife rescue foundation said it would claw my eyes out I said fuck that nature will have take its course.

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    You hit your head or something?
     
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    My god, he's gorgeous. :wub:
     
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    No why?
     
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    What the fuck
     
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    That owl go harder than a mother fucker
     
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    Why are you trying to rescue it? Is it injured?
     
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    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    I eloquently typed out my story hit the backspace and poof,so I shorthanded it
     
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    So what happened, chatty? :munch:
     
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    Something was wrong maybe it had heartburn from a sick field mouse.:fil:
     
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    I called the Lindsay wildlife rescue center in Walnut Creek they didn't have a team available to come out and gave me a number of a local wildlife biologist I left detailed instructions on a message where it could be located{huddled in a scrub brush} I felt I had done all that I could without putting myself at jeopardy of being injured from the talons.
     
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    "Do the chickens have large talons?"
     
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    Rod is a huge pussy. Afraid of an injured animal like some kinda faggot.
     
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    If I were you I would march right up to that owl and call it a nig ger
     
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    :jerk:
     
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    I think owls are kind of cool. :dontknow:
     
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    they usually get hit by cars because the fly 3-5 off the ground
     
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    :crying:
     
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    Beaver, hand me the asbestos gloves
     
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