Rescued dumb, drunk cunt sues Carnival Cruiseline after she falls over board

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    .... Her drunken stupidity eventually forces the ENTIRE ship to turn around to look for her....They DO... And now she wants to be paid ....What a fucking narcissistic world we live in, these days.

    They should have let the cunt drown


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    A woman whose terrifying seven-deck fall from a cruise ship was caught on camera is now suing the company claiming a bartender got her drunk.

    Sarah Kirby was on a cruise ship celebrating her 30th birthday when she fell overboard and found herself fighting for her life in an ordeal she described as "pure terror".
    "I just remember leaning over the balcony to look at the side of the ship and the next thing I knew I was in the water," she told ABC News.
    Video shows the woman come out onto her balcony before stumbling over the railing, hitting a lifeboat on the way down.

    Despite being warned by Ms Kirby's friends the captain reportedly refused to turn the ship around until a 90-minute search of the vessel could be conducted, leading Ms Kirby to believe her death was imminent as she struggled to swim without a life jacket.

    It took over two hours for her to be rescued from the ocean.


    She is now suing Carnival Cruises saying she was encouraged to get "extremely intoxicated" by a bartender on the cruise ship.
    The cruise ship's infrared camera was monitoring the decks but the footage is not monitored or linked to an alarm.
    Carnival has rejected calls for man overboard detection systems to be installed, arguing they do not work effectively at sea.

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/01/18/09/32/woman-suing-cruise-company-for-drunken-fall








     
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    Should have been a poop thread
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    That's really good water treading for an "extremely drunk" person.
     
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    Too good unfortunately.
     
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    she's an idiot, but the safety, security and protocols on ships are horrible, and in spite of the fact that they make billion off US passengers they are all registered in shit hole countries to avoid taxes, liability and US law enforcement
     
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    I should sue norwegian cruise lines for all the falls I took...

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    That pissed me off!
     
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    Did she fall or jump? That grainy infrared video looks like she went feet first. Her suicide attempt failed or she had 2nd thoughts after jumping and now she wants to be paid?
     
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    Never trust a black bartender.


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    Saw this story on the news last night. She won't get a nickel. She's on camera blabbing about how everyone in the bar was drunk, and she couldn't help but join them and get drunk too. What a fucking dumbass.
     
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    ...as any sound, smart business would do
     
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    Anybody they goes on a cruise deserves to fall overboard, get kidnapped by pirates or enjoy luscious food poisoning. :toptip:
     
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    They need to put retractable nets up on all decks after sunset.
     
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    "Stupid" will always find a way to prevail