Stern Show Rest up Yoda, kitten season is coming!

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  1. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    [​IMG] bethostern Told Yoda to rest up because kitten season is almost here...



    Isn't it non-stop kitten season in the Stern home?
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Awwww kitty
     
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    What's the bag limit for kitten season? Should I use a .22 or a shotgun?
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Shotgun more fun to watch the guts go everywhere
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    A billion dollars and his beach room looks like the wall decor in a Red Lobster.
     
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    Dark chocolate will do the trick.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    that's one lucking fucking cat
     
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    It's so fluffy!

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    I might use my .22. I'd like to make a cat skin cap. It's what to wear on red carpets.
     
  10. YodaQuiversStern

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    No hurting kitties! Besides, if you don't succeed in killing them, Beth will take them in and parade them all over Instagram...you wouldn't want to encourage her, would you?
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    Ooh...I want one with one eye & one leg, plz!
     
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    OMG I need to start a spin-off thread from this, sorry lover....
    it is indeed kitten season..........
     
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    I'd rather be a stray
     
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    The medicine, not kittens, cured his ailing heart. :bigcry:
     
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    Every day is "kitten season" in Beff's world...


    She took a lame cat in...a couple of blind kittens...


    she still is a vomit.

    Kittens don't need a "stopover" at the Stern House to be put up for adoption.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Everyone needs a little time in GirlTown silly!
     
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    There was never anything wrong with that dirty mop in the first place . It was just the gimmic for the book
     
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