Politics Revealed at Madame Tussauds: Donald Trump's Actual Hand Size

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  1. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/how-small-are-trumps-hands-916593


    6:10 AM PDT 8/3/2016 by Benjamin Svetkey

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    Donald Trump
    Alex Wong/Getty Images; Photographed By Jai Lennard
    Care to compare with The Donald? Print here and measure up against Trump's 7 1/4-inch-long right hand — just slightly less than that of the average man — which was cast in bronze at the museum's Times Square location.
    Find out for yourself how you measure up to Trump. Click here for a printable, life-size look at one of Trump's hands.

    Lincoln's ghost. Nixon's missing tapes. Carter and the killer rabbit. And now, to the long list of presidential mysteries, add the true size of Donald Trump's hands.

    It all started last spring, during the heat of the Republican primary, when Trump was taunting rival Marco Rubio by calling him "Little Marco." The Florida senator struck back at a rally. "I'll admit it, he's taller than me," he told a crowd of supporters in Virginia. "He's like 6'2", which is why I don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5'2". And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can't trust them." Trump responded a few days later, at the Republican debate in Detroit. "Look at those hands, are they small hands?" he said, raising them for all to see. "And [Rubio] referred to my hands — 'If they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you, there's no problem. I guarantee."

    For the first time in American history, penis size became an issue in a presidential campaign.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Lil' Marky Rubio was right, Donald has little hands. :giggle:
     
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    Did they measure the diameter of Hillary's cankles?
     
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    8" x 9" = Thicker and wider. :marx:
     
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    I always said his hands are small and not masculine. And guys, yeah that's a thing women notice. Not because we compare it to penis size but there's just something icky and about feminine hands on a guy.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'm surprised that OP didn't somehow link this to the size of Hitler's hands.
     
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    I really can't believe we're still talking about this guys hands :facepalm:
     
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    Is that legitmitally considered average?? Jesus, I'm a giant.
     
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    WGAS? This has nothing to do with how he'd govern the country.
     
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    Look at Trump's hands! No, don't look at that hostage ransom that Obama paid! Trump's hands!
     
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    Nope, just Texan. :coolc:
     
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    I'm sure that to the women he meets they are more interested in his bank balance size than his hand size.
     
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    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    Ok, what does prove how he will govern the country? If not his smallish hands, then what?
     
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    Politics 2016 people!
     
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    no doubt but he is certainly hung up on it.
     
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    Holy shit, Trump eats KFC with a knife and fork!!! Nevermind Hillary's criminal activities and lies, a fucking knife and fork!!!!!!
     
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    This isn't about one of his off-color remarks. I get why people don't like him. Nobody is voting or not voting for him based on his hand size.
     
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    Fair enough.