You can add some more contemporary euphemisms and PC alternatives to his examples, but George is as on point today as he was back when Barry Bonds was pounding curve ball pitches out of the park
Carlin was a libertarian but he did have a tendency to lean left on some things....idk if that's opposite of Trump people.
There are only two states an oven can be in, heated or unheated. Pre-heated is a meaningless fucking term!