Rewrite famous quotes unrelated to Howard and relate them to Howard.

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Stern is who we thought he was. He's what we thought he was. We played him pre-sirius — who the hell takes a third day off of every week like it's bullshit? Bullshit! We played him on the third — everybody payed three quarters — Stern is who we thought he was! That's why we took the damn . Now if you want to crown him, then crown his ass! But he is who we thought he was! And we let 'em off that hook nose J^w Bastard!

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    Ask not what your country can do for you...ask what everyone else can do for Howard.
     
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    Strange memories on this boring morning at Sirius. Twenty years later? Fifteen? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era—the kind of peak that never comes again. The KROC studio in the mid to late nineties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant. . . .
     
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    To be a homo or not to be a homo, that is the ketchun
     
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    one small cock for Ralph one giant cock for Howie...kind
     
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    Not Howie related but DAWG related sam spaz vic drummer...why cant we all just get along:wigtip:
     
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    I *am* big. It's the *audience* that got small.

    Howard "Norma Desmond" Stern
     
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    “There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
     
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    i came, i saw, i sold out.
     
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    There's a new sheriff in town :lol:
     
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    Billy Ray Valentine? :dontknow:
     
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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    I bird in the hand is worth two in the wig...
     
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    I've fallen and i can't get up.
     
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    i can't believe its not butter and a cock
     
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    Why can't we all just eat a portion?
     
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    "I did not have sex with that woman". - no changes necessary
     
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    Howie sells his asshole down by the sea shore
     
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    Theres a fresh freckled face in the neighborhood
     
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    You want the truth? I can't handle the truth.