Rice Problems

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  1. JameGumb

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    I ordered rice with my Egg Drop Soup and General Tso. :nojj:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    And no egg roll?! WTF :mad:
     
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    Texas is going to lose to Rice next weekend :bigcry:
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    They are turning on us humans, mark my words.
     
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    Remember that old Japanese torture technique where they forced prisoners to eat cups and cups of uncooked rice and then drink water and their stomach's exploded?
     
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    Fried, steamed, sticky, white, brown, wild, basmati, jasmin, __...
     
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    Severe and hilarious.
     
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    Made the Irish look like the studs they are.
     
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    I hope your Catholic ass syphillis itches really, really bad and keeps you up all night tonight.
     
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    1 cup rice....1 1/2 cups water...1 tbsp butter, salt. Bring water to a boil, add rice and continue boil for 5 mins. Put on low for an additional 20 minutes. Hello rice.
     
  14. JameGumb

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    I already ate like 3 hours ago.

    And fuck off.