Discussion in 'The Bar' started by JameGumb, Sep 6, 2015.
I ordered rice with my Egg Drop Soup and General Tso.
And no egg roll?! WTF
Texas is going to lose to Rice next weekend
They are turning on us humans, mark my words.
Remember that old Japanese torture technique where they forced prisoners to eat cups and cups of uncooked rice and then drink water and their stomach's exploded?
Fried, steamed, sticky, white, brown, wild, basmati, jasmin, __...
Severe and hilarious.
Made the Irish look like the studs they are.
I hope your Catholic ass syphillis itches really, really bad and keeps you up all night tonight.
1 cup rice....1 1/2 cups water...1 tbsp butter, salt. Bring water to a boil, add rice and continue boil for 5 mins. Put on low for an additional 20 minutes. Hello rice.
I already ate like 3 hours ago.
And fuck off.