Richard Christy "we've all spent $10k on internet porn".

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  1. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    Remember when JD recently revealed that he had spent $10k on internet porn?

    One of the HS "reporters" was discussing it with Richard when he said something like "we've all spent that much on internet porn over our lifetimes".

    Was he serious or just saying that to make JD feel better?

    Do you know anyone whos spent a dime to look at boobies online?

    I'll admit that I once spent $25 a couple years ago.

    If I may share the story, I had been fapping to this one particular site. They had this "VIP" section. So I was like ok, let me see whats doing. I paid the $25 for the year and as soon as I jizzed, I was like F*CK THIS.

    I used every excuse in the book from my "little brother did it" to "my kid did it". I dont have a brother or a kid.

    But it didnt work, they kept my $25 and told me to get lost. :(
     
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    So you willingly signed up for a service from which you knew what you would be getting, then tried to scam them out of money that you again willingly offered to pay for their product...not shady at all....:rolleye:
     
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    That is correct.

    There was instant regret as soon as I blew my load.

    A feeling I've also experienced with quite a few women but in those cases, I simply ran out of the room/car/off the beach.

    That having been said, do you know anyone whos spent money to see naked broads online? Let alone $10k???

    I spent a total of $25 and had instant regret.
     
  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Why try to scam them out of $25 for their services they provided? I mean $10,000 I can see trying to get back, but $25? :dontknow:
     
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    Well, I think its because I realized how stupid it was to spend a penny on naked online broads, let alone $25.

    You could make the argument that I'm cheap but it was more about the errr "principle".

    Do you know anyone whos spent money on online porn, let alone $10k???

    It's my feeling that Richard's comment is highly unlikely.
     
  6. dawg

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    Nope.
     
  7. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    No, just have looked at free stuff.
     
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    If you add together every single dinner, movie, date, gift, condoms, vacations, and so on that you've spent to get laid it's probably an enormous chunk of change. Some guys purchase cars and boats to try to attract new pussy. $10K is a good amount of money you can spend to get laid. That's a huge waste for porn.

    For $10K you could get real women that are hookers or escorts. Take tons of broads on dates and get laid by not being a complete spastic (might not be possible for JD). Or bought yourself a large purchase like a nice suit or upgraded to a luxury car to attract some women.

    But $10K on porn.....uh....impossible to justify in the digital age.
     
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    When I was like 15 or 16, I bought a subscription to some porn site that was $30 per month. No matter how many times I tried to cancel, it would bill me again the next month. I had to go to the bank with my mom and talk to one of the people there about what I could do about it :facepalm:

    So I spent like $90 or $120 on porn in my lifetime.
     
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    The question should be, do you know anyone who has spent money online to see porn? The answer to that is, absolutely. Almost everyone knows someone who has. Whether they choose to admit it is another thing. 10K is pretty steep. No doubt some people have spent that much, but I would say most of that happened before all the piracy and tube sites.
     
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    Are you being facetious?
     
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    Well, if you factor in the fact that guys like JD wouldn't OWN a computer if not for porn, then yeah. By age 30 you may have spent $10,000 on computers.
     
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    I've spent a few bucks on some custom videos, I figure from all the free porn I've watched, whats a couple a bucks here and there for a video I'm in to.
     
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    If you count the time spent digging through post office dumpsters for porn catalogs as a young teen to the cost of 8mm projector light bulbs, old school porn shops shopping for the nastiest pictures for the best price bundled magazines or films and later, the $800 sony VCR, xxx video rentals and subsequent late fees than I probably have spent much more than $10k. I figure anybody older has and I think the free net porn is too easy today and some kind of a tarp that people will pay for some way or another.
     
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    Hence the reason JD is asking girls to have a dog lick peanut butter from their private parts at age 30.
     
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    How did you get billed?
     
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    JD revealed that in 2006...

    I've joined some sites briefly, only the ones that have a rep for making it easy to cancel.
     
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    I have to say, I haven't spend money on Internet porn, but I definitely spent $10k on videogames from 1992-2002, so I'm not one to judge anybody. I still subscribe to Playboy for some reason though. :facepalm:
     
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    Hahaha the bundled magazines, the covers always seemed good but inside half the chix had roastbeef pussy haha this post takes me back
     
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    What did your Mom say when you told her that you needed her help to get the porn sight to stop billing you? Even funnier would be what did the person at the bank think?