WTF Richard Simmons being held hostage by his house keeper?

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  1. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    We all need to get togethor and go rescue him! :bigcry:

    http://fusion.net/story/280734/richard-simmons-hostage-recluse/

    Over the weekend, the New York Daily News published a surprising story full of Hollywood gossip and allegations: fitness guru and TV personality Richard Simmons has been missing from public life for close to two years because he is allegedly beingheld hostage (and possibly a victim of elder abuse) in his home by longtime housekeeper Teresa Reveles. It’s an incredibly weird story that’s so outlandish, you’re inclined to believe it. Who’d make that up?

    This story didn’t come out of nowhere. TMZ has reported on Simmons’ reclusiveness several times: in 2014, 2015, and now, in2016. Two years ago, Simmons “uncharacteristically” missed the funeral of longtime friend Joan Rivers, reportedly setting off the alarm bells of those who claim to know him best. Last year, LAPDresponded to a tip from a concerned friend and made a wellness check on Simmons but didn’t think anything was out of the ordinary.

    The facts are this: Simmons, 67, was a very forward-facing public figure, routinely appearing on talk shows and in his own infomercials. Now he’s not. But who is Richard Simmons, and how’d he go from America’s fitness guru to mysterious recluse?
     
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    Garrryyyyyyy
     
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    This is so last week.
     
    Crazy Jerry and hot mess like this.
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    i hope the housekeeper doesn't tell the world that Richard is gay :frantic:
     
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    Go fuck yourself :mad:
     
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    Someone needs to call Howard's show and tell him to fuck off with the kittens for a lousy minute and try to contact his greatest guest ever! :grad:
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Hus voice sounded shaky.
     
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    My name is Cheryl I believe I am your daughter.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I agree, he definitely doesn't sound great. I could buy the recovering from surgeries....and I also heard that he broke up with his longtime "partner".....but that might have just been BS.

    I always liked Richard. His positive attitude is something we need more of in this world. I truly hope he is alright.
     
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    Richard is dead, and was stuffed in a freezer.

    Juanita hired the guy who did the Arnold voice.
     
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    The cops have done at least one welfare check on him, and they think he's OK.
     
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    Any one see the house keeper ? Male/ Female
     
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