Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Aug 23, 2013.
I don't know why Richard doesn't just find a nice woman and settle down.
Do you think on his death bed, he'll come out finally?
"When do you think that Richard Simmons will lead a genuine life, Robin?" - Howard Stern
"When the fuck will YOU come out of the closet, Stern?" - Judy at Dawg's.
Richard is just a confirmed lifelong bachelor, kind of like Liberace.
Simmon's hair looks very different here than in that video. He must be using the same all-natural methods that Howard uses to keep his hair looking ever-young and thick.