Richard Simmons on Suicide Watch

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Getting old is not for pussies.
     
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    Just goes to show you, money can't buy happiness. And that faeg is LOADED.
     
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    Robin, I told Beth that I was just thinking about Richard & going to call him.
     
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    Howard was just about to email him, but then realized kissing Scott Shannon's ass would be more beneficial to his fund raising efforts.
     
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    Seriously hope he is ok. He is a national treasure. Yes sir ree.
     
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    I heard you can eat your way out of depression
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    So much for exercise helping with depression :coffee:
     
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    Maybe one of Richards ex-boyfriend's finally came clean and told him that Richard's colon is a death camp where loads of semen go to die.
     
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    His new VHS tape collection, Bleeding Out To The Oldies, will be available on late night infomercial soon.
     
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    People get old all over the world and deal with it, they still work and face life head on. I am so sick of these coddled celebrities that cry that life is so hard and get sympathy. Get over it! Life is a bitch and you die. Fuck Richard Simmons.
     
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    Remember to put your whole head in front of the shotgun and always slit your wrist with traffic not across it.
     
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    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Skip to 9:30 for the tormenting of fat people. The flying in of whole chicken and Jackie's cackling, I miss the old days. Still one of my favorites along with Mark Harris.
     
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    Nothing sadder then an old...:gayflag:

    I guess daddy's girl has been a bad girl.
     
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    imagine the kinky sex that mf'er is into.
     
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    He will do anything for attention :coffee:
     
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    I think his issue is that he has never come out as gay. Everyone thinks he is gay, but he pretends to be a straight guy.
     
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    Is it bad that I rolled my eyes every time Richard would describe being tormented in school? Welcome to my childhood Richard.