Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 29, 2012.
broken ankoe perhaps?...
In Howard's defense, Richie is way down on the totem pole. It would be like him going to Teddy Microphone's wedding.
Also, Rachel is a fairly recent addition who's barely communicated to Howard on air.
If he were to go to their wedding, it would be a slap in Richard Christy's face.
yeah its not as if billy joel or someone else howard can use to climb up the social status ladder, is getting married
rachel and richard are just ordinary people, peasants.
Who wants the weird acting scarecrow going to there wedding anyways?
Imagine all the abuse you would have to take on monday when the prick shows up to work to spend 90 minutes explaining how fucked up the family you love is and how much
of a joke the wedding was?
Who wouldnt want that fuck and his praying mantis wife showing up to nit pic the fuck out of it.
They are better off having a fun day without them.
Didn't you hear, the reception hall has a one hook-nosed Jew limit.
After all im sure the main dish at the wedding isnt
scrambled eggs and marinated straw...
could you imagine the horror if stern and his horse were forced to pick on
baked chicken , ziti and prime rib on a buffet line?
Oh the horror of it all to them
alot of people at dawg's don't seem to like you......i'm not one of them..... you usually make some excellent points. is there something about you i don't know.
plus, i love ralphe fiennes....do you look like him?
I'm sure if Richie invited Howard it was only because he felt obligated to do so and is praying he doesn't go. It's clear that everyone is more comfortable when Howard doesn't attend one of their social functions, since all he does is complain, make it all about him, and humiliate them on the air later. Even though he didn't go to Richard's wedding (and it looked like everyone had a great time without him) Howard still acted like an asshole by criticizing Kristen's wedding gown and patting himself on the back for his "generous" cash gift. Add that to the fact that his tacky no-class wife is likely to try and upstage the bride by wearing a whorish "titty dress" and it's easy to see why people are glad when Howard stays home.
You have to invite Howard because even if he doesn't show up, it's an easy $1,500 or $2,000 gift. And if he does show up, Richie would look like a big shot with his family and friends... "ooohh Rickie, isn't that the woman from AGT?"
Also I know they are just employees, not really friends or "bros" for the most part, but Howard should shell out more dough for weddings. Yes, $1,500 or $2,00 is a great gift if you're just a normal guy. But Howard has hundreds of millions of dollars. Howard wouldn't spend a split second actually missing $10,000, and that amount of money would make a huge difference in lots of his staffers lives.
All of Richie's wedding photos belong to HowardStern.com
will she wear a hooker wedding dress? will the cans be fully out?
c'MON MAN HOWARD TWEETED HE SPRAINED HIS BEAK.
Im guessing that hooker dress or not, those cans can NOT be contained.
And thats a wonderful thing!
You are crude, depraved and insensitive.
I love it
He pardons you.
You mean the bride? He'll only ever get half his dick sucked, because her bigass nose will hit his belly before she hits bottom.
as nice and luscious as those cans are that beek is just too much.