Rick Fucking Santorum just called my home!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FlaFlaFlunkie, Aug 24, 2013.

  1. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    :pissed:

    Motherfucker was nattering on about Benghazi and how "even the liberal media are asking questions" and I was all "FUCK OFF YOU DRIPPING OOZE OF SPOOGE AND ANAL FLUIDS!"


    Then I realized it was a recording. :nocheer:
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Thank ya fer yer cawwwwwlllll.
     
  3. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I had to get up off the couch to find the phone and that was on the other end? :cuss:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The fake story is that you got off the couch.
     
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  6. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    HAHAHA! I was going to ask if you called him that!
     
  7. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Nah. I left it by the front door after I called the bagel deli to place my breakfast order and forgot to put it back on the table.

    I was all "Blah! Stuck on couch! Blah! Ehrmagod! Phone. is. across. room. Blah!"

    And then that fucker was on the other end. :banghead:

    :secret: (BTW, the number on my caller ID was: 855-831-5474, if you don't believe me) :fil:
     
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    Change your number right away!
     
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  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'm going to add you to the Sarah Palin call list just to get you out of the apartment on a sunny morning.
     
  10. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Meh.

    I might be moving in a couple of months anyway and I'm sure the phone company will pull another cunt move on me and deny me the portability act that allows me to take my number with me like they did 5 years ago when I moved in here.
     
  11. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I'm going condo hunting/viewing at 11:30. Get off my fat back! :cuss:
     
  12. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Is "condo" gay slang for a certain type of man? I'm not down with the lingo.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    why is rick calling in NJ?

    I though he was a PA schlub
     
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    .... like I've said in many previous posts, one of the dumbest posters in this forum.
     
  15. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    One place we looked at yesterday was occupied by an angry renter. How do I know the renter was angry?

    They left the place WREAKING of pot. :jj:
     
  16. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Probably getting ready to lose another presidential bid. :coffee:
     
  17. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Ummm...you might want to check your dictionary for the word you're seeking:

    "Reeking" and "Wreaking" don't have the same meaning.
     
  18. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    :fuckyou:

    You're banned. :yes:
     
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    This dude has always creeped me out

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  20. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Damn it! :pissed: