Riddle me this

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  1. Napoleon V

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    If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what’s the square root of two? Should be one, but we’re told it’s two, and that cannot be.
     
  2. FunnyFarm2

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    I'm stumped. Help me out here.
     
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  3. DrivenByDemons

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    This is the stupidest thing I've ever read and @Bro posts here.
     
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    Mind. Blown.
     
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    eggplant
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

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    1 + 1 = 2 you idiot
     
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    :tupo:
     
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    typo
     
  9. Stiv Bators

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    Potato?
     
  10. artiesoffspring

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    What is the square root of one?
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

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    Hey, Phil.
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

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    Sup. I'm a mathematical genius....btw
     
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    Are you?
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    99/97/and 98% in my HS finals at algebra/geometry and trig...then I pwned 4 years of advanced trig and calculus in college. Then I got stupid.
     
  16. Stiv Bators

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    Lyrical genius >
     
  17. artiesoffspring

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    You pwned and still got an F? I bet you got an A in suckin dicks.
     
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    No fucking way.
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    That makes zero sense.
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

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    wanna bet?