riding fatties can be a dirty, dirty game (bike related; no fat chicks)

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    just kidding about no fat chicks. you're all allowed. i think you are beautiful. :cheer:

    my rear derailleur got so caked in river mud and grass and stuff that i couldn't shift a few times. i had to stop and rip the globs of mud et al off/out of it and this is still how it ended up by the end of the ride. it was so fun. nothing stopped the muk except when i had to carry it over a massive pile of downed trees. beyond that...this bitch rolls over and through everything. fucking fun bike.

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  2. banksy

    banksy I tell all my hoes RAKE IT UP VIP

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    Is the orange one your partner's?
     
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  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i rode with four other guys. one guy didn't own his own fat bike so he rode one of the other guy's wife's fat bike (she commutes to work by fat bike all winter long...hence the bar mits on the handlebars on the orange one).
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    oh shit...

     
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    cool
     
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    more fat chicks pls
     
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    That looks like all kinds of fun.
     
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    Obi Drunkenobe Well-Known Member

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    Those fat bikes look like fun but I don't think I can justify another mountain bike purchase. (already have 3 :facepalm:)
     
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    Did your culottes get nasty too? :)
     
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    How much harder are those on you? Sure looks like a lot of rubber to push.
    We have a company here that builds fatties on par with Surly that less than $1000- most are around $800.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yeah, but can you jump into a hoola hoop, on fire, into a lake?

    @Ryan Lever
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    After taking out your teeth no less.
     
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    People who bike to work in the winter are sick people.
     
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    Do you wear spandex? :fil:
     
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    :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cwl:
     
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    nigga just remove the fucking water bottles if you don't want us to see the labels :facepalm:
     
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    please remove the spacers :toptip:
     
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    I cannot imagine riding a bicycle in mud after about 12 years old is fun but to each their own.
     
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