Rift in the time-space continuum

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  1. sfsn kali

    sfsn kali Well-Known Member

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    The wonderfully talented George Takei wrote a product review on Amazon. He alerted his Facebook fans of this fact and I knew I had to let you guys read it.

    har har :cheer:
     
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    A cable costs $400 :eek:
     
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    That was funny! Would read again. :up:
     
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    It's for shithead audiophiles (or audiophools as people call them). They even sell $500 wooden knobs that "improve" your music.

    http://boingboing.net/2005/11/07/astronomically-overp.html

    Same class of people also think that vinyl is better (cue in Hein & Toofy).
     
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    $400 is used price, a new one is listed $9,999- 59" of cord- seriously. The reviews are pretty funny.
     
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    I remember when this cable just started selling on Amazon. There's some funny reviews there.

    5.0 out of 5 stars Each one of these cables is blessed in the blood of dead pope., June 14, 2008
    By
    Graham Adams (Houston, TX United States) - See all my reviews
    (REAL NAME)



    This review is from: Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable (Electronics)
    $500 is really ripping off Dennon, these cables are worth 5x that much...yep thats right, $1500!!! If you believe these other readers that its all just "1" and "0" then I suggest you go back and read your bible. Each one of these cables is blessed in the blood of a dead pope. I hooked it up to my Daewoo surround sound (that's right surround like the movie theater) system that I got at Walmart and it sounds like a there is a symphony in my pedophile listening room. When I listen to Chris Daughtry or Creed with this cable I can truly feel the pain and anguish that they must feel getting up every morning and realize they are Chris Daughtry and Creed. This cable is so good that it brought my dead mother back to life when I played Skynard. I give this cable 6 out of 5 stars.
     
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    He should've tried shoving one of his butt plugs in the wormhole.
     
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