Right now I got rectal itch

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Howard Stern related :grad:
     
  2. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Wrong forum. Take your itchy ass to the proper one.
    Negged and alerted.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Take off your pants and sit down on a carpeted floor. Bring your knees up as much as you can and then scoot across the carpet. Works every time.
     
  4. Gomez

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    I like how you think
     
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    I want you to go to jail for this
     
  6. DrSublux

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    Fart really hard to scratch it
     
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  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    There are guys there who'll take care of my rectal itch the hard way




    No lube
     
  8. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Wash yer fukkin ass, heathen!!!

    :c
     
  9. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    My bunghole is usually pristine..just an off-day for me :dontknow:
     
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  10. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Ahhh, OK, good.
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

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