Riley Martin Not Doing Well

I emailed Eron since Riley's last two shows were repeats. This is what he wrote back:

Rich,
Yes, Riley has been having some issues which prevented the live show. However, we are expecting that he will be back live on his show next week (8/7/15). Thanks for your interest and support! Peace.
-E.

 

Hopefully the Beeovians bring him back aboard their ship and used their advanced medicines on him.

 

I hope it's not that damn food poisoning. I've met Riley and he was incredibly nice. Maybe because I did buy a symbol and helped put food (beer) on his table. He's one of the few there with the balls to tel off Wiggy so I'm shocked he still has a show. The Biavians must've sent him those photos of Ralphie Cakes buttfucking The Wig.

 

is Riley too sober to do the show?

 

He sounded like shit the last few times the wig played his show clips.

 

Another case of "stomach flu."

 

Thanks for the info, I wondered what was going on with the reruns. Poor Riley has been sounding really bad lately. Howard always insults and makes fun of him but if Riley dies, Wiggy will pretend he loved the guy and was always nice to him (just like he did with ETM).

 

the last time i saw him the stomach flu was so bad that he could hardly stand up and CIA had to carry him. CIA was constantly in danger of spontaneous human combustion if anyone lit Rileys' fumes.

 

i'm kind of torn on riley. he is such a nasty asshole when he doesn't get his way and such a kiss ass for those who give him money. he's a scam artist and a deep down inside racist. you don't just come up with the terrible things he has said to people. you live it.

i did enjoy his show for a couple years but if he dies, i'll go cry about that fucking lion first.

 

I hope he feels better and things of that nature.

 

Racist?

 

i like eron.

 

One too many hydrogen rods . . . and what have you

 

I wasn't sure if you meant he hates whitey. His wife's white.

 

yeah i know about the wife and all the stupid white folks who give him money.

have you ever heard him go off on white folks? jews? robin? he's old black folk racist. i'm pretty sure you can love a white or black woman (my ex-black brother in law used to say i was one of the good ones) and be a racist towards most of their fellow race. i think if you talk the talk you probably walk the walk.

 

...brown bottle flu.

 

Last month someone on reddit posted a pic of one of Riley's recent symbols - the signature looks like he's is pretty bad shape:

 

Hearing-Impaired Riley Martin

 

I think Howard played Riley some late in 2014.

Riley was absolutely trashed.

It's one thing to drink like that at 40 years old. Quite another to do it at age 70.

Then again, there are these people who drink, smoke and eat horribly well into their 90's.

It's all a fucking crap-shoot and the best indicators of how long you'll live is: your family.