Riley Martin on cough syrup

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  1. joyceface

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    It wasn't FOOD POISONING you fools, it was COUGH SYRUP! And millionaires didn't send him any chicken soup!
     
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    They can uh... set a headset on you, and download into your neurotronic syntaxes... uhhh various different... uh very complicated historical, uh and scientific equations and things of this nature... uhh where is my nyquil bitch.
     
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    I like cough syrup Riley better than this one.
     
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    CIA and I saw him at one (or the) of Levy's shows. Riley couldn't stand because of the food poisoning. Shuli had to carry him out to the stage. After the show CIA carried Riley around. He stayed away from candles and cig lighters because we were afraid Riley's fumes would catch and they both would go up in flames.
     
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    "I can not drink, I am on probation you fuckin dorks"
     
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    He's got a second book coming out! woo-hoo!
     
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    i would love to send him a nice bottle of food poisoning and would be honored if he drank it during the show.
     
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    "Astrophysics's and Astronomus's" LOL
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    :D I wish I had heard that. I just tuned in now.

    I've only heard him really really drunk once a few years back when I was up pretty late.
     
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    the thanksgiving show was awesome.
     
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    if that fat waterpig tim sabean wanted to improve the programming on the channels he would give riley more shows and pay for liquid catering.
     
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    We shall....returrion.
     
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    He is constantly hawking absolutely NOTHING. If he had something interesting to sell, he probably could make some money!
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I heard him on the news today. Lieberman told him David Spade's favorite show was the Riley Martin Show and Riley just said that David should buy a symbol from him.
     
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    Wow - he just dumped a caller who was comparing Lieberman and Langford!
     
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    I know of which I say, or else I would not say it, you understand.
     
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    See now... Riley should market bottles of "Food Poiseoning" and "Cough Syrup" to be sold at your neighborhood liquor store. Like this stuff which is basically leftover cough medicine.

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    I got on last call