Entertainment Riley Martin sounds like he's about to expire

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  1. MrPACS

    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    Wtf? This is hilarious!
     
  2. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    why isnt anyone helping him??
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I hear a doctor on the line recommending that Riley lay off the narcotics.
     
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    Good news for Blobin if Riley goes. Now she wont have to pay for the symbols he gave her years ago.
     
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    E-Ron also said something recently about Riley being over-medicated and his wife trying to wean him off the drugs. He mentioned congestive heart failure as one of the medical problems. He really does sound awful.
     
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    A doctor called in to tell Riley he sounds like he's over medicated
     
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    My ni.. I mean boy. This makes me sad. He is one of my favorite parts of the stern universe
     
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    im guessing food poisoning or Hawaiian punch sugar crash.
     
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    "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... HUH??"
     
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    Riley actually sounded a little better this week but he clearly has serious health problems. There were a few weeks where he sounded like he nodded off in the middle of answering questions and took long pauses between each word. That was followed by a couple of weeks of reruns, lately there's been a slight improvement.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Yeah he's been bad for a while. Too much booze and peeing in jugs.
     
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    I have a magical elixir that will cure him and it is only $50.
     
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    Get ya Riely Martin Mugs 1/2 price while he lasts oppppps I mean they last.
     
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    A shame he couldn't make a decent buck from the show.
     
  16. Bryce

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    let me bring myself up to speed here

     
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    If, God forbid, Riley doesn't make it; Howard should promise to make and then never follow through, on a movie about his life.
     
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    I've been listening to a lot of Riley moments on youtube lately and he is hilarious going after Howard and Robin. The constant contract negotiations, "Baboon bitch", "Golden jew", "pay me, motherfucker". Along with Elliot Offen and Eric the Midget, Riley was definitely a standout on Sirius. I hope the guy pulls through.
     
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    Be honest.
    Is he sick or..
    Is he drunk/high?

    He's absolutely been wasted in the past, but he sounds sick,now.
     
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    Booze and drugs will catch up with you. I hope Riley gets better. He always made me laugh and gave it to the golden Jew pretty good. I'm glad Howard has kept him on the channels.