Riley Martin update

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by YodaQuiversStern, Oct 29, 2015.

  1. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I was wondering why there hasn't been a Riley Martin show since August, so I did a little Google search and found this Facebook update:

    Greetings, Riley Martin Wayfarers & Fans!

    We appreciate your interest and concern for the ole Space Cowboy. As many of you know, Riley has been experiencing some significant health issues. We are happy to report that he is returning home now, after a prolonged stint in the hospital and after undergoing a recovery program at a rehabilitation facility. He said to tell you all that he loves you and misses you, and is looking forward to hearing from you and being heard again by his many friends, fans and well wishers. We are hoping that he will soon be returning live to resume “The Riley Martin Show” on Sirius/XM, Channel H101. He also said to send a special shout out to all of you who have contacted us to extend your love and blessings, as well as to Howard Stern and his staff, who have been a great source of support and encouragement during these challenging times.

    We would also like to thank you all for your patience and understanding, as we have been overwhelmed with the task of administering all of the demands required to make sure that Riley receives the best care possible. Mrs. Joy Martin also extends her profound gratitude and thanks for all of your prayers for Riley's speedy recovery. We know you all miss us, and we miss you! Please stay tuned for coming updates, and we are hopeful and looking forward to Riley returning to the air and being accessible to his wayfarers and scores of fans. Again, thanks a million, please visit the website and continue to support our favorite extraterrestrial contactee, our national treasure, the one & only, Riley Martin! Peace.

    Best Regards,

    -Eron
     
  2. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Godspeed Spaceman.

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  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Thanks!:)
     
  4. Wainegro

    Wainegro Well-Known Member

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    A big shout out to Hugh Jashol.....err ahh....ahhh.....Eaton Twatz, yeah....uh....ahhhhh
     
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  5. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    An alcohol recovery program and things of this nature.
     
  6. SlipperyVic

    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    You know what I mean my good man?
     
  7. Imus O Sternsky

    Imus O Sternsky VIP Extreme Gold

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    He also said to send a special shout out to all of you who have contacted us to extend your love and blessings, as well as to Howard Stern and his staff, who have been a great source of support and encouragement during these challenging times.

    That's the fake story Mike
     
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  8. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    Nonsense!

    Obviously he has cleverly escaped from a Targnizian penal colony on Romulous 7. Those motherfuckers never fought in the bare-knuckle ring, you understand.
     
  9. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    You can ply him with Miller Lite when he gets out, mkay big guy?

    Shout shout shout out to ya Mike.....hello Mike.....how about Bob in Florida?

    Hello, Stepha-neeeeee..........
     
  10. blackcrystal61

    blackcrystal61 Well-Known Member

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    I am sure it was a prolonged bout of food poisoning
     
  11. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    If you traveled across the cosmos and met different races of aliens, then fathered hybrids and no one believed you, you'd drink too!
    Good luck, friend martin
     
  12. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    "Get well, soon, big guy. It's a helluva thing you're going through, I know."

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  13. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    get your symbols people

    edit: and a piss jug
     
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    Araxen Well-Known Member

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    Well I hope he gets better soon because I miss the Friday conversation between him and Jay.
     
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  15. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Translation: he will be dead by Thanksgiving.
     
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    Marci Turk is going to fire him, too.
     
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    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    They are obviously reptilian! :grad:

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    GET WELL SOON, Friend Riley! :freebird:
     
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  18. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    That guy's a funny motherfucker.
     
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    redwolf Well-Known Member VIP

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    and the even funnier part is I don't think he intentionally means to be funny! I believe he takes this all very serious and things of that nature!
     
  20. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    I think you are 100% correct. I always loved when he was on the show, he didn't take shit from any one.