RIP Bull Dog.. And Baby watch 2012 begins

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    So whats the over under on Beth getting knocked the fuck up?

    She just turned 40 CHECK

    Menopause around the corner CHECK

    Biological Clock Panic Check

    Dead ass dog Check

    Stars and the Moon aligning CHECK


    I am calling it.. there will be a baby in the oven by Thanksgiving
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    The chances of having a retard increase dramatically when a woman is 40. Will they chance it?
     
  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    The chances of having a retard increase dramatically when a parent is a retard. : )
     
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    :sarcastic:
     
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    :bully:
     
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    My mother was 45 when she had me and I turned out just dandy.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Retarded twins would be the ultimate karmic payback for these two.
     
  8. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    and the other is insane :unutty:
     
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    She squeezing his underwear out for any precum in order to turkey bast her withered womb with . . .
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    omg.. where is my Mecca located at so that I may pray to it twice a day????
     
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    If they do have a baby, there is NO WAY that Howard is not getting that test done to find out if the child is retarded or has any other major issues. If the baby does, then say goodbye. If it doesn't, THEN he will announce it...

    No f'in way is Howchie having a retarded baby...although it would be some kind of karma! No more Gary or Wendy on the show unfortunately...
     
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    ha ha ha ha!
     
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    what are the chances when the mother is forty and "challenged?"
     
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    They'll name the kid Blanket and Howie won't see the hypocrisy.
     
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    No takers? Would have been an easy win. Ah well.
     
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  17. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    only Wiggy's baby will be part black :)
     
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    If, god forbid, they have a kid and if, god forbid, the poor things born with some mental or physical disability then you know super advocate bethbiscuit will milk it for all its worth. Think of the charities and hospitals out there and big events and photo ops for representing and raising awareness of [ insert syndrome / disease/ affliction here ] she can get. The poor kid will be dragged out in public for said event / photo op then the nanny will be ordered to keep it safely out of sight till the next shoot.
     
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    no one with this sort of life wants to spoil it with children.

    I mean, kids are nice, but if it was me I'd be busy enjoying myself
     
  20. chapped

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    maybe but you have to admit.. howards defenses have suffered a direct
    hit from not one but two cruise missiles in less then a few days

    if its ever going to happen