Rip his dick off with pliers

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shithead, Apr 15, 2015.

  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Florida man bites lap dog named Cujo, tears eye out of socket: deputies
    BY Rachelle Blidner
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, April 15, 2015, 8:27 AM
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    David Etzel was arrested after allegedly biting a Shih Tzu dog in Lake Worth, Fla., Friday.
    A Florida man was arrested for biting his mother's lap dog named Cujo and tearing its eye out of the socket Friday, police said.

    David Etzel, 36, who had been drinking, frightened the Shih Tzu by picking him up by the throat, his mother told Palm Beach County Sheriff's Deputies.

    Cujo bit the man, who decided to bite the dog back, his mother said.

    The 10-pound dog was left with his right eye hanging out of the socket, according to the arrest report obtained by the Orlando Sun-Sentinel.

    The dog looked as though he had been attacked or run over by a car, a veterinarian said.

    Etzel was picked up at his Lake Worth house, where he had been asleep, deputies said. He told authorities he would never hurt Cujo.

    Etzel was charged with animal cruelty and is being held in lieu of $10,000 bail.

    The injured pet is named after the 1981 Stephen King novel "Cujo," about a rabid St. Bernard that attacks a town.
     
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    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    Florida...
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Why does everything weird and crazy happen there?
     
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    It's just too hot there. I lived there for a year and had to get out before I bit someone/something.
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults VIP

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    I hope he is ass raped repeatedly in jail with many devices and eventually hangs himself.

    People who hurt little animals and children deserve nothing less.

    Off my soapbox.
     
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    Okay, my first question is, how does this 54 year old guy get away with telling people he's only 36?

    Benji?
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    It's not the heat, it's the stupidity that'll get ya.
     
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    Word.
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    He looks like a nice, kind man. Reminds me of Ted Cruz.
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    he does look pretty rough for 36


    and if we didn't play god by creating these useless dogs that have no place existing in nature then this could have been avoided



    I have issues with tiny dogs--they're stupid and I hate them
     
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  13. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    This is my theory on the Middle East. :grad:
     
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  14. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    yeah, but those people still act nuts when they emigrate to Sweden.
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    It's an eye for an eye, not a penis for an eye. Just use the pliers to rip his eye socket out.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    My theory is that the combination of beer, shorts, and t shirts make you insane.
     
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    Flakka. It's only going to get worse.
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Fried brain syndrome.

    Don't get my Swiss girlfriend started on the Arabs. Two hours later you'll be punch drunk.
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    So glad Howard and Beth are moving there.