News RIP Ozzy and Sharon's marriage

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  1. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Guess he really did sober up. Go out and hammer that young poon, Ozzman!


    Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne Split After More Than 33 Years of Marriage
    by CORINNE HELLER | Sun, May 8, 2016 12:07 AM

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    It's over for Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne.

    The 67-year-old heavy metal rocker and the 63-year-old co-host of The Talk have broken up after more than 33 years of marriage, E! News has learned.

    A source tells E! News that the couple mutually agreed that Ozzy would move out of the house temporarily. In addition, the split has nothing to do with Ozzy's sobriety. Our insider shared that the rocker has been sober for three and a quarter years and has not touched drugs or alcohol in that time.

    Ozzy and Sharon met in the early '70s when he rose to fame with the band Black Sabbath. She later became his manager. The two wed on July 4, 1982 and had three children—Aimee Osbourne, 32, Kelly Osbourne, 31, and Jack Osbourne, 30. The family, minus Aimee, starred on the hit MTV reality show The Osbournesbetween 2002 and 2005.


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    In 2013, Ozzy and Sharon started sparking divorce rumors.

    "Everything that has been printed in the tabloids has been distorted," Sharon assured fans on The Talk at the time. "There's always a little seed of truth to everything that gets reported, but then it gets very distorted."

    She made her comments a week after Ozzy wrote on Facebook, "Just to set the record straight, Sharon and I are not divorcing...I'm just trying to be a better person."

    He said he had been "drinking and taking drugs" but that he was 44 days' sober.

    "The only thing that's true was the Facebook posting that my husband did on his Facebook where he said he's been using alcohol and prescription drugs for the last year and a half...and that he has been in a very dark place," Sharon said on The Talk. "That's true. It's very true."
     
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    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    Um...you do know that RIP means someone died right? Ozzy isn't dead dumbass. Stupid fucking thread title.
     
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    Ozzy is only 67? I thought he was pushing 80
     
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    He's been out of the news for awhile....There must be a tour coming.

    No way these two will divorce.
     
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    I had a lump in my throat, how dare you
     
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    One of these stupid hoes I banged back in the day found out I had kidney disease, she texted me, OMG RIP

    :jj: :facepalm:
     
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    Not really a fan of the music, but I love Ozzy
     
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    Good for Ozzy. Maybe he can make a half-ways decent album now.
     
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    It means rest in peace, obviously. I put "RIP Ozzy… and Sharon's marriage". I knew it would get some people to jump.
     
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    But see how happy you are now that he's not dead? And he's going to be free of Sharon. Double win.
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's fucking hilarious.
     
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    Look, we're all a little jumpy what with the Prince and Bowie deaths. Don't be pulling that sensational shit. I would be seriously bummed if Ozzy died.
     
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    And Lemmy.
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    So would I.
     
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    ...fucking clickbait title.
     
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    Ozzy is my God, i worship him
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    I was just being a jackass. Title edited to take away the shock and suspense.
     
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    What's the point at 67?
     
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    Loved when ICP used to rag on Sharon

     
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    Ozzy can go to Japan and have ten 10s in cosplay outfits rimming his asshole in seconds and sitting on his face, or he can stay with Sharon.

    Lemme think about that one.