RIP Schmoopy 1972-2012

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  1. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Schmoopy died last night of apparent heart failure due to his years of stimulant abuse. His mother found him in his apartment this morning after he failed to open the Oreck shop this morning.

    RIP Schmoopy. We hardly knew ye...
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :shmoop:
     
  3. BleedingGums

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  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Poor blind dad has to run the shop alone now. :sad:
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...wow, c'mon are you serious?
     
  6. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    He was found with his dick in his hand and left his parents with a large bill for Mexican porn
     
  7. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I predict this thread gets moved.
     
  8. jackie the jerk

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    Found in apartment? Is that what parents basements are called these days?
     
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Our thoughts and prayers are with his coke dealer :pray:
     
  10. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    In lieu of flowers stupy would like a donation sent to his coke dealer.
     
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    And the store that sells him Sudafed. :depressed:
     
  12. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    As serious as the heart attack that caused Schmoopy's aged, withered, necrotic heart to explode last night.
     
  13. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    rip

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  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :rofl:
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

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    He really wasn't such a bad guy!!!!!!
     
  16. Satori Brah

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  17. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    :pissed::yay::pissed::yay: I'm emotionally confused :pissed::yay::pissed::yay:
     
  18. tomtom

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    I wonder if he left one of us his car in his will.....wait, it's leased. :nocheer:
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...aw man that sucks
    r.i.p schmoopy
     
  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fuck Schmoopy