Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Sep 14, 2015.
mockery you will not make this...
I'll just go ahead and do this now - @wife is a whore
I use it right before my pick up line. Never works.
After you eat each others' asses, its all good.
I'm about to go into the stupid question thread and ask for clarification on what ripping ass means....
Unless it means what I think it means...
Using an adjective like ripping...............how could any girl ever refuse?
I was asked once to do anal on a girl. It was tight,and she didn`t seem to think I did it well based on her reaction.I think I did it by accident with another girl once,but by mistake.It was dark and the holes are near each other.
Good rule of thumb, wait for the gal to bust ass first and if she laughs it off, then all bets are off! If she dies with embarrassment, stick to crop dusting!
Depends on the chick. Some fun girls, right after you've fucked. Others that seem to be more uptight, may wait a few weeks
Til death or unfortunate accident because I'm not a filthy animal who celebrates my bowels
You have been holding it in all this time?
I try to break the ice right away so they know I'm terrible. I used to be a "nice guy" for months, but then I'd get comfortable and become who I really am and they get upset and say broad shit like "You've changed! I don't know who you are anymore." And then it's on to the next broad.
Are you Bill Cosby?
Do you have a hot sister or mother?
That's why a Mexican resturaunt is best for a first date... get it out of the way up front.
I've shared this before in some other thread once...
My husband and I have been together for 30 years now, and NEITHER of us has ever been rude enough to pass gas in front of the other. EVER.
Nothing's worse than watching your wife have the flu. I saw things. That's after watching her give birth to two kids.