Ritchie and Rachel's SHITTENS project is dead

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by NotMyBro, Jun 21, 2013.

  1. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    They haven't raised even close to $50k they were seeking:

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    And today the project died.

    http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/shittens

    Just another project that shows how little influence and pull HS and his fans have.
     
  2. GaryPuppet

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    Stern show writing meetings at its best!
     
  3. BonDuckwald

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    Remember when they discussed having a convention ala PonyCon?

    How many people would show up to a HowardCon?

    100? 150 maybe?
     
  4. NotMyBro

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    I asked:

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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I told them to call the product, "Shloves."
     
  6. Rodney21a

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    This actually would have been a good Idea in 2005, and the Vegas Trips were de facto conventions, but Howard Had Money in the bank so why should he be loyal to the people who got him that money. In his mind he created the opportunity and denies any synergistic symbiotic relationship with his audience. To an extent he is right to the tune of $900m dollars from Sirius since then. So I guess the Joke was on us the whole time.
     
  7. NotMyBro

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    I think it's called BronyCon.

    I think they'd bring in 1000 people just by looking at how many losers attend Block Parties.
     
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    Just saw it. Talk about a giant loss of money from the investor. It will rival Lisa G's book publisher loss.
     
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    Yeah I would never ever buy shittens. I dont want to glove up and touch my dirty ass with my entire hand. Yuck.
     
  11. HooHoo

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    If I had to lay money I'd say she's lying and not sure why she'd do that, I could be wrong. But calling it a MAJOR private investor seems like she's trying to compensate, trying too hard to save face. If you had an investor you'd just call it an investor.

    If there really is an investor then guaranteed they a) ordered the name changed, b) saw an opportunity to market to the elderly and nursing homes and everyone that's gotta wipe someone else. Good god.
     
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  12. WillyBest

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    There's no saving THAT face. Have you seen that schnozz?
     
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    Love to motorboat those shitties.
     
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    She's a nasty looking Heeb . . . :oy2:: oy:
     
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    Not if the patent holder is paying attention. Someone needs to twibber her that patent link with "Prepare to be sued, Clown Tits"
     
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    They should make them fun like Freezy Freakies. They could change different colors depending on what you eat. :bigthink
     
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    The shittens have hitteth the fan.
     
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    This would be every booth at the convention

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    Years ago I would have loved a Howard convention. Now I wouldn't go if you paid me. Look at his staff now, who wants to meet them.