Road rage, Texas style

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  1. P-B

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  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Did he give his own woman road rash?
     
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    I thought there would be a gun involved.
     
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    kinda stupid. there are witnesses that the guy in the truck left the scene of the accident. that carries jail time.
     
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    horizontal phone please...
     
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  6. P-B

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    Better than giving her rug burn.
     
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    Why did the black guy's girlfriend try to get in the truck with the white dude? :scratch:
     
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    There is more than road rage going on here.
     
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    I saw this earlier but passed on it, i knew what it would generate in the stern forum, but the bar is cool
     
  11. P-B

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    Hyundai drivers :ucoffee:
     
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    my first thought was demolition derby, bro. knock out the radiator.
     
  13. JFK

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    That fat broad was real mouthy till she got popped in the mush.
     
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    Back in my fiery youth I got into a road rage incident on a flooded Rt 17 in Paramus. I got so close to a guy's car with the company van I was driving he reached out the window and started punching the side of the van. I got out of the truck in the pouring ran, dragged him out of his car like a rag doll as he was struggling to put his shoes on, and realized I was going to look like an asshole beating up this little man in front of everyone else stuck in traffic, so I just let him go and walked back to my van. By the time I got back in the cab, traffic had moved enough that he was able to cut hard left and rake the side of his Honda down my bumper. Then he pulled out in front of me, threw it in reverse, and smashed into the front of the van. His trunk popped open and his taillights went white as the lenses shattered all over the road. In that moment I realized if I didn't get away from this guy I was going to kill him, so I just drove around him and went home. There wasn't a scratch on my van but the next day my boss told me to go file a report with the Paramus PD which I did. Nothing ever happened.

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    Shit like that is why I run my dashcam at all times.
     
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    that's a good idea. what one do you have?
     
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    When I get a job, I won't have time for foolishness like that. :bleachcoffee:
     
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    When I die, I'll be thinking about the 2:20 that you robbed me of tonight.
     
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