Roast jokes needed for an alcoholic exhibitionist and a British slut

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  1. Greekfreak

    Greekfreak New Member Banned User

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    Throw them at me boys! I've got plenty of jokes for the audience but not so many for the hosts.
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Why do you need Howard Stern and Scary Spice jokes?
     
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    "Do work for me"

    Maybe start with a few of the jokes you already have and people can decide if its worth their time.
     
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    Fair enough. Many of them are too specific to the individual, but here goes. Names omitted to protect the not-so-innocent.

    "_______, you look like a retarded white Gandhi, but perhaps I'm being too kind. At least Gandhi knew when to take a bullet."

    "(to a Phillip Seymour Hoffman doppelganger) One of ____________'s exes took a head shot of him while he was coming, and she made some money off it. Yes, as of now, ________ is the face of the new Gerber baby in Ireland."