Entertainment Roast me........

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  1. Shithead

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    Mildly entertaining.........

    Bizarre ‘roasting’ trend sees people posting their OWN pictures online and asking to be insulted - with brutal results

    People have been taking to the internet to encourage strangers to abuse them.
    The 'victims' post pictures of themselves on Reddit with a sign that says 'roast me', to give others the green light to insult them in the most offensive and upsetting way they can imagine.
    Despite the fact that some of the results are brutally unkind, the trend shows no sign of slowing down.
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    People have been taking to the internet to encourage strangers to mock them. This woman asked people to 'roast' her, and was told she has a yellow smile
    In some cases, hundreds of people pitch in to offend the volunteering victim, congratulating each other on the hardheartedness of their insults.

    One blonde-haired woman, posted a photo online in which she's wearing hot pink lipstick - she was ridiculed over the colour of her teeth, which users thought were yellow.
    Bracket_ wrote: 'Love the matching teeth-hair color' [sic].
    OsimusFlux wrote: 'She does have a golden smile.'
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    One particularly cutting criticism of a couple who posted what appears to be a prom picture to the site were mocked mirthlessly for their looks
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    One larger man with a beard invited others to roast him. A witty poster wrote: 'At least after you're roasted we'll have a solution for world hunger'
    Spentmiles said: 'I bet that shower head gets a lot more action than your toothbrush', while WouldYouTurnMeOn wrote: 'The only think further apart than your eyes is the distance between your teeth and a toothbrush.'
    Roasting has become somewhat of a cultural phenomenon, originating in the US where television channel Comedy Central dedicates a show to it.
    One larger man with a beard invited others to roast him.
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    Others mocked a man with slightly crooked teeth, beaming while he held a sign inviting the insults
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    One poster named ManyNothings tore into the woman above, who he claimed had a lack of self confidence
    A witty poster wrote: 'At least after you're roasted we'll have a solution for world hunger.'
    One particularly cutting criticism of a couple who posted what appears to be a prom picture to the site were mocked mercilessly over their looks.
    Oh wow look another moderately attractive girl posting on RoastMe trying to boost their ego because they think that they're too pretty to be seriously insulted
    ACuriousGrizzleBear, who is apparently a 'verified roastee' said: 'Neither of you could to better.'
    Mayor_SalvorHardin replied: 'Neither of them could do worse either.'
    Others mocked a man with slightly crooked teeth, beaming while he held a sign inviting the insults.
    One user wrote: 'You know how some people say "you should smile more often"? Not you.'
    One poster named ManyNothings tore into another woman, who he claimed had a lack of self confidence.
    'Oh wow look another moderately attractive girl posting on RoastMe trying to boost their ego because they think that they're too pretty to be seriously insulted,' they wrote.
    'I'd talk about how much make-up you have on, but the rest of the unoriginal ***** in this thread have already brought that up, so let's move on to the gaping hole that is your clear lack of self confidence, something that no amount of make-up will ever be able to fix.'
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    This long-haired male user was mocked for his resemblance to a woman on the site
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    Slothbot wrote the man above was the kind of person who would spike women's drinks with fair trade drugs
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    This poster told the girl in the picture that everyone gagged when they saw her, so she didn't have to write it on the wall
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    This woman's forehead was the butt of Henry_Crinkle's joke. He claimed it would be a $6 taxi ride to cross
    One long-haired male user was mocked for his resemblance to a woman on the site when someone wrote: 'Shave the beard, you look like a guy'.
    On roaster named Slothbot wrote a man topless man, with tattoos, a bandana and boxing gloves, looked like the kind of person who would spike women's drinks, but who would use fair trade drugs to do it.
    A woman who appeared to have the word 'gag' written on the wall behind her head, was told that gagging was the reaction people had when they looked at her.
    A woman's forehead was the butt of Henry_Crinkle's joke. He claimed it would be a $6 taxi ride to cross.
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    This man's hairy torso was the focus of the mockery in the thread, as posters confused with with a jumper
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    This woman invited the roasting based on the premise she was a model, although Orange_crush5 thought she looked more like a model for depression than anything else
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    This woman's dark under eye circles came under fire after Larry_Jenkins pointed them out in his mean post
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    This woman's incredibly curly dark hair is mocked and compared to the tape in a cassette tape
    This man's rather hairy torso was the focus of the mockery in this thread, as posters pretended to confuse it with with a jumper.
    Mdj2283 wrote: 'The shirt is supposed to go under the jumper...'
    One woman invited the roasting based on the premise she was a model, although Orange_crush5 thought she looked more like a model for depression than anything else.
    A woman's dark under eye circles came under fire after Larry_Jenkins pointed them out in his mean post, writing: 'Your eyes must love to travel, they always have their bags packed!'
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    This woman's torso is compared to a stack of hotcakes, also known as a pancakes, in an online thread
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    This man is told that he looks like a typical jail cell mate in a sit-com by internet users
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    'Keeping your eyebrows separated is probably the only full-time job you have' says one user to this young man who has incredibly thick eyebrows
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    A muscular, shirtless man with a nipple piercing and long hair is asked: 'Wait if you're here, who's spreading chlamydia at Burning Man?' Burning man is a festival in the US often mocked for its hippy visitors
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    One man poses with his hairless Sphinx cat on his shoulder. A user tells him 'If your cat's tail was up their would be two ******** in this picture'
    Another woman, who posted a picture of herself in a pink t-short holding a sign encouraging insults had her torso compared to a stack of hotcakes, also known as a pancakes, and was a sarcastically told there was 'nothing sexier'.
    Another man was told that he looks like a typical jail cell mate in a sit-com by internet users.
    'Keeping your eyebrows separated is probably the only full-time job you have' says one user to a young man who has incredibly thick eyebrows.
    A muscular, shirtless man with a nipple piercing and long hair is asked: 'Wait if you're here, who's spreading chlamydia at Burning Man?'
    Burning man is a festival in the US often mocked for its hippy visitors.
    One man poses with his hairless Sphinx cat on his shoulder. A user tells him 'If your cat's tail was up their would be two ******** in this picture'.
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    'You parents must be furious with the one child policy', write Lou_Tennant to the roast requester above, referring to the one-child policy introduced in China in 2008
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    Two women ask to both be roasted on the site Reddit, where Bashothebanana tells them: 'Both of you secretly thinks you're the pretty one. Both of you are wrong'
     
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    This fellow with an eye-catching bow tie is ridiculed for writing the wrong date on the sign he uses to encourage the insults. 'Apparently there's more than one type of date you don't get' writes the roaster
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    In this incredibly harsh sentiment, a young man with piercings and elaborate eyebrows it told: 'You should have held that sign up during your mom's ultrasound, and saved everyone a lot of trouble' [sic]
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    A topless man who decided to request his roasting using a paper bowl was told, 'You're the reason girls don't go to to clubs alone', by a poster
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    One roaster referred to dating app Tinder in his take down of this woman. 'Dat half a second indecision before you swipe left' he wrote. Swiping left is the action you take to reject somebody on the app
    'You parents must be furious with the one child policy', writes Lou_Tennant to a roast requester referring to the one-child policy introduced in China in 2008.
    Two women ask to both be roasted on the site Reddit, where Bashothebanana told them: 'Both of you secretly thinks you're the pretty one. Both of you are wrong.'
    A man with an eye-catching bow tie is ridiculed for writing the wrong date on the sign he uses to encourage the insults. 'Apparently there's more than one type of date you don't get' writes the roaster.
    In this incredibly harsh sentiment, a young man with piercings and elaborate eyebrows it told: 'You should have held that sign up during your mom's ultrasound, and saved everyone a lot of trouble' [sic]
    A topless man who decided to request his roasting using a paper bowl was told, 'You're the reason girls don't go to to clubs alone', by a poster
    One roaster referred to dating app Tinder in his take down of this woman. 'Dat half a second indecision before you swipe left' he wrote.
    Swiping left is the action you take to reject somebody on the app.
    Celebrities such as Justin Bieber and Donald Trump have been roasted on the Comedy Central show that may have started this online craze. Other celebrities such as rapper Snoop Dogg.
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    That made me laugh. Awesome site. I wonder if the user name "Brutal Master" has been taken already?
     
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    hello meme
     
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    Wtf. This is news? AG started this a long time ago
     
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