Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by garypagetwo, Feb 11, 2019 at 11:58 AM.
Mmmmmm, roast duck
And for our vegan comrades let's not forget roast tofu
What defines a roastie?
A woman who won't have sex with Gary.
And her junk resembles roast beef?
I have a pot roast in the Crock as I type this.
"When she tells you she hasn't been with a lot of guys"
Justin Bieber gave up sex for a year, you have something in common with a huge pop star, although his celibacy was voluntary
As a bit of a Chad, I have to say that Roasties are not much of a challenge for me but I'll take one home if there's nothing more interesting around.
I have no idea. It would seem so. Gary has a lot of thoughts on female genitalia considering he never comes in contact with it.
Who doesn't like a roasted marshmallow
Gary, bro, going to Death Cab For Cutie at Sentrum tomorrow night, going to be some hotties there, planning on scoring some fine women, you should join me.
Or the message board character he plays.
Because I wasnt fortunate enough to be born a Chad, Brad, or even Tyrone.
What's a Brad?
So a Brad can get a nice girlfriend.
Why is Gary doing reddit incel schtick from 2017