Misc. Roasties

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by garypagetwo, Feb 11, 2019 at 11:58 AM.

  1. DarkFriday

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    I chick.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    When will you do another adventure time with Mayo?

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    Don't knock it till you've tried it :grad:
     
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    Sorry, A chick.
     
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    I nearly shit myself laughing reading this
     
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    I was an active Chad from age 23-37. It was a nice run. Made it through with no marriage, no kids, no STDs. I have fond memories of roasties that will last me a lifetime. I'm 50 now.
    I am in Monk Mode during 51 weeks of the year. One week is a marathon of sex with a Finnish MILF who traverses the Atlantic Ocean to see me.
    I wouldn't have it any other way.
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    I enjoy fucking them.
     
  12. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    And it busts up toilet bowls.
     
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    Can you actually imagine that? A toilet bowl is no joke. That's some heavy hardware and this melon head broke it. :jj:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    Yeah man, I have busted them up with sledge hammers doing demo work. They can take a hell of a shot from one. His head must weigh 30 pounds
     
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    The human head contains the brain which weighs about 3 pounds. Then there is the skull, the eyes, the teeth, the facial musles and skin. In all, an adult head weighs around 10 to 11 pounds (4.5 to 5 kg). So go grab two 5 pound bags of sugar or flour and hold them with one hand.

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    I’m a fan of pussy. Pure unfiltered thought,
     
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    Roasties??? Love 'em!
    @garypagetwo, how do you feel about Post Toasties???
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    I’m sorry @garypagetwo, these animals don’t know the pleasure of a delicious rosti
     
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    Do they still make those? They were nothing but Kellogg’s Corn Flakes rip offs.
     
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