Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by garypagetwo, Feb 11, 2019 at 11:58 AM.
no pics of Chriza in my threads, please.
When will you do another adventure time with Mayo?
Don't knock it till you've tried it
Sorry, A chick.
I nearly shit myself laughing reading this
I was an active Chad from age 23-37. It was a nice run. Made it through with no marriage, no kids, no STDs. I have fond memories of roasties that will last me a lifetime. I'm 50 now.
I am in Monk Mode during 51 weeks of the year. One week is a marathon of sex with a Finnish MILF who traverses the Atlantic Ocean to see me.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I enjoy fucking them.
And it busts up toilet bowls.
Can you actually imagine that? A toilet bowl is no joke. That's some heavy hardware and this melon head broke it.
Yeah man, I have busted them up with sledge hammers doing demo work. They can take a hell of a shot from one. His head must weigh 30 pounds
The human head contains the brain which weighs about 3 pounds. Then there is the skull, the eyes, the teeth, the facial musles and skin. In all, an adult head weighs around 10 to 11 pounds (4.5 to 5 kg). So go grab two 5 pound bags of sugar or flour and hold them with one hand.
I’m a fan of pussy. Pure unfiltered thought,
Roasties??? Love 'em!
@garypagetwo, how do you feel about Post Toasties???
I’m sorry @garypagetwo, these animals don’t know the pleasure of a delicious rosti
Do they still make those? They were nothing but Kellogg’s Corn Flakes rip offs.