WTF Robbers get plowed....no lube

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    Two Burglars Sodomized For Five Days Straight After Breaking Into The House Of Notorious Gay Rapist
    Two burglars got more than they bargained for recently after picking the wrong house to break into. Garfield Morgan, 54, and his 36 year old accomplice friend Kim Gorton are both career burglars, having stolen from hundreds of homes in their lives. But it’s unlikely they’ll go back to crime after the nasty episode they experienced in the home of one Florida man…

    Harry Harrington is 6’7″ and weighs over 300lbs. It’s pure muscle. He’s a notorious gay s*x predator who has served time in jail for numerous sexual assaults. An aggressive and predatory offender, he’s not the kind of man you want to annoy. But that’s just what Morgan and Gorton did that fateful night.

    Harrington, known as ‘The Wolfman‘, easily overpowered the men, tied them up and assaulted them for five full days. Police only intervened after a neighbor heard the men’s cries for help and called them.

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    As you can see from their mug shots below, the men were extremely traumatized by their ordeal. What they went through is inexcusable, but many online commentators are saying that they deserved some kind of retribution for their crimes. Though we tend to think that a spell in prison is probably more fair. Five days of being raped by a man mountain is a bit much, isn’t it?

    The men face burglary charges, while Harrington is looking at another stretch inside for his actions.
     
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    God I hope this is true :pray:
     
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    :snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::dickhead:
     
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    It happens.
     
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    No link, @DrSublux ? Because this sounds fake as shit
     
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    "Bummed For Burgling: :artiejj:
     
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    You and me both. :jj:
     
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    Sunday Sport sure does love the butt being burgled.


    Gay bouncer bums burglar

    • Sunday Sport
    • 20 Dec 2009
    A BURGLAR got his BUMuppance when he broke into the home of an 18-stone, gay nightclub bouncer.

    Linus Mulaney, 20, forced the door at an apartment belonging to burly Franklin Hermann, and was helping himself to valuables when discovered by the naked doorman at 4am.

    Rather than give chase or set about the raider, Hermann, 40, yanked the wrongdoer ’s pants down and revenge BUMMED him!

    Mulaney fled the scene emptyhanded and was found by cops, still minus his trousers, whimpering in a dumpster.

    After a botty check up in hospital he was arrested for burglary – and public indecency!

    Gulf War veteran Hermann, a bouncer at Spartacus gay nightclub in Austin, Texas, said: “ Hell, that bitch gonna break into my home, his ass is mine.

    “ I saw on the Crime Channel that folk feel violated when they have been burglarised – well, that bitch got violated the hell back!”

    Police said that Hermann would not face charges as Texas legislation states burglars lose the protection of the law.

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    Sub, this is your best thread ever.
     
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    Uh the real question is why is this dude not still in prison? But yeah I hope this is real too. :hilarious:
     
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    I can't stop laughing at the dude in the middle. He's got hurt all over his face.
     
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