Robert of Trawr! Day X

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Feb 5, 2014.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

    Reputations:
    16,667
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    110,374
    Likes Received:
    39,970
  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    36,253
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    75,792
    Likes Received:
    26,301
    :secret: dude, she's not gonna fuck you
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

    Reputations:
    16,667
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    110,374
    Likes Received:
    39,970
    That is not the reason for this, she will tell you so....
     
  4. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    36,253
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    75,792
    Likes Received:
    26,301
    :secret: she neve talks to me
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

    Reputations:
    16,667
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    110,374
    Likes Received:
    39,970
    :secret: Because she hates you...
     
  6. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses Gold

    Reputations:
    207,521
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    66,730
    Likes Received:
    26,824
    Dude, she already fucked me.
     
  7. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 tbct strong VIP

    Reputations:
    26,514
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    36,542
    Likes Received:
    25,010
    Pa.The.Tic.
     
  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    36,253
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    75,792
    Likes Received:
    26,301
    :secret: we'll duh! She is a female you know?
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

    Reputations:
    16,667
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    110,374
    Likes Received:
    39,970
    It's ok. :hug:
     
  10. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,167
    Likes Received:
    987
    2:00 a.m.

    P.M. box status: distinctly empty, void of all dispatches from Bobtraw

    perhaps we have drifted apart, unmoored

    Bobtraw, what must I endure to repair that which once was

    and forevermore

    ever thine ever mine

    and F.U.

    Dio
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

    Reputations:
    16,667
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    110,374
    Likes Received:
    39,970
    :bigcry:
     
  12. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,167
    Likes Received:
    987
    it's like kicking a hobo in the shins for smelling your soup
     
  13. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

    Reputations:
    16,667
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    110,374
    Likes Received:
    39,970
    There is pain here. :emperor:
     
  14. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,167
    Likes Received:
    987
    here we are, opining the lack of Bobtraw's presence, and she sleeps on oblivious, engaging the harmony of the spheres . . . perhaps she is sleeping with legs akimbo, ready to be violated, as a pollendrunk bee is drawn toward honeysuckle dew.
     
  15. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses Gold

    Reputations:
    207,521
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    66,730
    Likes Received:
    26,824
    Short version: she's flicking the bean.
     
  16. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,167
    Likes Received:
    987
    Or stimulating her sphincter
     
  17. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses Gold

    Reputations:
    207,521
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    66,730
    Likes Received:
    26,824
    :bigthink
     
  18. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,167
    Likes Received:
    987
    My PM box! It has something in it! Let me beat haste and inquire within!










































































































    False alarm. 'Twas Daemon.
     
  19. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,296
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    16,091
    Likes Received:
    6,208
    i think of mr. big from sex and the city everytime i encounter that phrase :up:

    oh, and

    goat.jpg
     
    Last edited: Feb 5, 2014
  20. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    5,831
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,321
    Likes Received:
    26,911
    shut up :nojj: