Robin and Beth are both drowning...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by someonelikeyou, Jul 18, 2013.

  1. someonelikeyou

    someonelikeyou Well-Known Member

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    Robin and Beth are both drowning... Howard can only save one. Who does he choose, and why?
     
  2. eliasbboy

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    Nobody. I throw Howard on top of them.


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  3. knu3421

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    Scroll down
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Neither, he wouldn't risk himself or the wig. He probably has a nice life insurance policy on Beth as well.
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    Howard has neither the body fat or the strength to save someone from drowning. Although robin's fatass probably floats on it's own, so he'd probably use her as a raft.
     
  6. pilo

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    He didn't even do anything when a bum spit on Beth
     
  7. tHISisKiSSeL

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    robin- he stands to lose marbles by keeping beth alive.
     
  8. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    Robin. She's proven her loyalty to him over the years where as Beth is ready to be traded in for a newer model
     
  9. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    Robin. Unlike Beth she worships him and doesn't invade his personal space.
     
  10. 1Vegasgirl

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    Wow - your first post?
     
  11. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP Gold

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    Plant Beth through Robin's stomach like a mast on a ship and ride that boat to Angie Everhart's house.
     
  12. HooHoo

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    Neither because the water has bacteria
     
  13. Dlist

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    He'd throw both over.