Robin and Lisa G's Books And Their Meteoric Rise On The Amazon Sales Charts!!!

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  1. Bababaloney

    Bababaloney Fudge Packer Banned User

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    Lisa's book sales rank:
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #215,717 in Books

    Robin's book sales rank:
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #226,231 in Books

    Damn!!!
    These two are already setting the literary world on fire!!!
     
  2. Icculus

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    we're going to flood Lisa's book with 1 star reviews and funny comments, right?
     
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    No body Knows Lisa G. Like Stuttering John had a 100x higher Q and his DVD sold maybe a dozen copies.

    Who is going to buy a book about vegetarianism bullshit from a woman who had a tumor the size of Eric the midget removed from her and hasn't been into work since may 2012 because of it? Plus she is a cunt.
     
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    Is water wet? Is Pope catholic? Does bear shit in woods? .....:sarcastic:
     
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    Such a shock regarding Quivers' book. When I look for nutritional advice, a fat, bald, ignorant, festering mess is always a coveted source.
     
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    "This book was so bad that when I ran out of toilet paper, I wiped my ass with my Kindle rather than an old gym sock"
     
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    The height of arrogance to write a book about being healthy after you have just been sick for the last year. Welcome to the stern universe!
     
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    The host of the chatter?? WTF is she talking about? Does that even count as a show?
     
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    Can people post pics too? :jj:
     
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    When Artie's book went to #1 Howard claimed it was proof of the show's relevance.

    So this performance proves...?
     
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    Or from someone whose whacko diet fads have probably contributed to recent health problems. However, I predict a very slim Robin whenever she decides to show herself in public again.
     
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    I'm eggzremely dumvoundid to find out that these two douchebags are delusional enough to think that their books will sell in spite of their ignorance and toxic personalities.

    The smart money says that 68/95/99.7% of the sales will be made behind the scenes by 112 Productions as protection money against any accidental tell-alls after the Wig retires.

    Blobbin is beyond criticism at this point. But Sex and Lisa G in the same universe? Julian, what in the FUCk?

    She should have named it Cookies and Forearm-sized Turds at Work.
     
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    This is why real authors can't make a living anymore.
     
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    I won my member guest golf outing last year at my country club and pocketed $1000 in winnings..... On my biography (someday) I'm putting "Professional Golfer" underneath my picture on the cover.
     
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    I'm kinda wondering if we should troll Robin by giving Lisa's book GOOD reviews. :hhh:
     
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    no
     
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    robin's book should be a major seller.

    are you looking to be forced to work from home?

    are you looking to get a giant tumor?

    are you wanting to pee & crap into a bag?

    have you been curious about a vegan diet, but worried your weight may slip below 200lbs?

    well, this book is for you!
     
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    If either of them sells ANY books it's only because somebody is buying them in bulk to artificially inflate the sales numbers. Probably the same person(s) who bought Beth's worthless book.
     
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