Robin and the "Colonoscopy Bag"

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  1. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/quivers-fans-shiver-stern-show-article-1.1450416

    "Stern acted as her rock off the air, assuring her that no matter what changes she had to make — like wearing a colonoscopy bag — she’d find a way to live"

    WTF is a "colonoscopy bag"?


    "Astonishingly, Quivers only missed 21/2 shows during her illness."

    It's not astonishing given the current # of live shows.
     
  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    She could be absent 148 week days and not miss a single show.
     
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    That would be a colostomy bag...I wondered what a colonoscopy bag is...

    Maybe it needs a case like this one:

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    [video=youtube;MzosALfxfVM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzosALfxfVM[/video]
     
  6. Bye You!

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    is that what one looks like? how awful

    i'm listening to her big revelation on youtube now, and goddamn, those two are unreal. Such self-important, pompous people. Even a bout with CANCER doesn't do a thing to bring this woman down a peg. She is so above it all, she is nauseating.

    and if i hear "amaaaaazing" or "uh, you know" one more goddamm time :cuss:
     
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    :doh:

    I'm an idiot. :sorry:
     
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    My dad has a bag and he's learned to live with it (like he has a choice). I asked him if he minded having it after a few years and he gave me a fairly honest response.

    "Now why would I mind having a bag of my own shit strapped to my side?"
     
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    that's one of the things that gets me so mad about her stupid story.

    ever since the beginning, she said there were possible outcomes that were "unacceptable" to her. We all knew that's what she meant and she has confirmed it.
    so what was she going to do about it then? leave the cancer in and die?

    seriously, Robin, the rules of science, nature and medicine apply to you, too. fuck off.
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    I completely agree. She's such an asshole.

    Shes too good for cancer, and too good for a bag.
     
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    It wasn't a tumor. It was an asshole transplant. Noone can be THAT big of an asshole and NOT wear out at least one.
     
  12. markluke

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    You ain't the idiot, it's amazing that writers don't know the difference between a colostomy and a colonoscopy...
     
  13. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I don't want any bags or scarves hanging off me.
     
  14. Hersh

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    No they usually have poop in them
     
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    Only good thing about having bags attached to you. You never miss any of the action at sporting events.
     
  16. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Yep, our best and brightest are going into journalism.

    2 1/2 days? That's TWO WEEKS!
     
  17. AuntDolly

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    And the first round of chemo didn't even affect her. Please. Let her retake that Dr. Drew test now. She'll score a 94.
     
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    Come on, we all know that shit bags name is howig. :c
     
  19. MutteringJohn

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    Has anyone ever put a colostomy bag on someones porch and set fire to it.
     
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