Robin, Beth, and Alison are drowning...

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  1. SuckerPays

    SuckerPays New Member

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    Howard has only one life preserver. Assume Robin's cancer is really cured. Who does he save?

    I'd bet my life savings he rescues Alison, without a moment's hesitation. Deep down he knows Robin probably doesn't have a soul. And even 10 years ago he knew he was trading personality, substance, and genuine feeling for subservience and youth in choosing Beth. He wanted to finally feel like a celebrity and be treated like one. I'm not sure he regrets that decision yet, but he has always known what a vapid whore she is.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    He saves Beth, no question. She is the shining symbol of the new Howard. Sure she's a vapid whore, but that's exactly what he wants now.
     
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    He keeps the life preserver for himself because you never know , he may be able to sell it for a few marbles.
     
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    Didn't he run and hide in his limo, leaving his wife and kids behind when he thought they were under attack? Yeah he's letting everyone drown.
     
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    Howard doesn't know how a life preserver works or how to use one, so they all drown while Howard is busy taking off his shoes (remember the Bianca incident?) and making sure his hair wont come off.
     
  6. HorsetoothBeth

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    Beth. She's the sun, moon and stars of the beard world.

    Now if you add Ralph to the list....Beth who?
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    :winner:

    He wouldn't even give one of his kids the preserver.
     
  8. Phillipmcd

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    If Sam Simon left Ralph millions, it would be Howard who?
     
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    this
     
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    The correct answer is: Robin

    Alison took his house and a bunch of his money, so fuck her.

    Beth was perfectly adequate for a number of years, putting her "European modeling" talents to good use for the first few, but now she spends most of her time in the Hamptons and is getting rather long in the hoof to boot. It's getting very close to time for an upgrade.

    Robin, on the other hand, can continue to provide political cover for the telling of Reggie jokes and other racially insensitive material. Howard has made no decision to retire yet, and still equates working with the accumulation of marbles. So, until such time as he truly throws in the towel professionally (formally and not just practically, as he's already done) there will always be room for Robin in his life.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Robin
     
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    (Assuming he plans to have more years on radio) then the answer is Robin. The guy has no genuine passions outside of his own career and making more marbles. For whatever reason he sees Robin as a vital component in this regard.

    Regardless though, definite 3rd place would be Beth. Wiggy knows he can pick up another 40 year old gold-digging whore any day of the week.
     
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    agreed. if anyone thinks he still cares about alison(other than being the mother of his three daughters) they're insane. robin in his mind is almost gone....beth is his new life. in fact, he would rescue beth before he'd throw a life preserver to his daughters.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Beth, without a question.
     
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    Also I'm glad you specified 'throwing a life preserver into the water'. If you had meant 'actually jumping in and saving the person' then I'd have changed my vote to 'no-one'.

    [video=youtube;EzJap1RBFjI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzJap1RBFjI[/video]
     
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    I haven't listened to the show in 5-6 years. Howard doesn't use the "N" word or make fun of blacks anymore does he? If he doesn't then I don't see the purpose of Robin on the show anymore. She's in another state doing the show, don't see the point.
     
  18. Robert Higgins

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    he probably give the life preserver to Berry Faced Ralph, who is hiding in Howard's lap and lips are tightly wrapped around his cock
     
  19. Robert Higgins

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    approx. 2:35 in
    HS 'I was taking of my shoes because I didn't want to drown in the pool"
    RQ a"and then what would you have needed to remove"
    HS "My pants"
    AL "your hair"

    :artiejj:
     
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  20. Phillipmcd

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    Listen, Artie is around.