Robin, Beth doesn't want her picture in the paper

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  1. SchwoogieBuzzer

    SchwoogieBuzzer Well-Known Member

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    Listening to the April 17, 2006 show and Coward is describing his Miami vacation.

    From MarksFriggin.com:
    Howard said that he and Beth were just sitting out on chaise lounges at the pool but Jay-Z and Beyonce have a big bodyguard that hangs around them. Jay-Z would cover her up with a towel as soon as she got out of the pool and he now realizes why that is. He said he was laughing that there were pictures of them in the NY Post all week long. The laughter stopped once Howard's picture ended up in the paper though. He said that Beth was afraid that she was going to have her picture end up in the paper but he said her body is in the best shape it's ever been. Howard's body isn't in that great of shape though.

    Howard told Robin that his picture is in yesterday's NY Post so she looked it up as Howard described just how bad he thought he looked. Beth was upset that she was in the paper but she did buy a bunch of copies to send to family. She looked fine to Howard but he knows he looked horrible. He said he's always bent over like a money lender.
     
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    I feel sorry for beth. Personally of a 16 year old, no friends and a 6 foot 5 anorexic wife that is a bore. All the money in the world can't fix the unhappy life she leads. She takes selfies all day
    Sad life
     
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    she bought copies of the paper to send to her family? Of a random paparazzi photo? And Howard didn't think that was incredibly strange?
     
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    Beefus would slit the throats of 100 kittens and eat 10 puppies to get her photo in ANY paper.
     
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    She has herself on google alert. That says it all.
     
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    Bent over like a money lender? Wiggy does make me laugh when he pokes fun at himself. Whats even funnier is how he tries to alter the messy genes he was born with transforming into something worse. Its only going to get worse for him and his wife. He's practically packing the ammo himself at this point. Lots of fun times ahead.
     
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    Beth and Howard are masters of the "humble brag".
    OMG I can't believe I'm in the paper, I look so awefoe... *buys the entire rack and starts mailing copies to friends, relatives, parent's neighbors*
     
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    "Beth was on the internet... because she's on YouTube all the time, and she looked up her own name..."

     
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    Gary to the rescue :mad:
     
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    I swear, Howard has a button under the console he pushes that buzzes in Gary for him to run defense.
     
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    If a groundhog walked around upright it would be a spittin image of Gary.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    "She doesn't like the camera's. She has to be dragged on TV. "

    :snicker: Ridiculous.
     
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    Howard was sooooooooooooo fucking pussy whipped it is ridiculous. How can any of them look in the mirror? They all lied for the fucking cunt that sunk the status of the show in the toilet.
     
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