Listening to the April 17, 2006 show and Coward is describing his Miami vacation. From MarksFriggin.com: Howard said that he and Beth were just sitting out on chaise lounges at the pool but Jay-Z and Beyonce have a big bodyguard that hangs around them. Jay-Z would cover her up with a towel as soon as she got out of the pool and he now realizes why that is. He said he was laughing that there were pictures of them in the NY Post all week long. The laughter stopped once Howard's picture ended up in the paper though. He said that Beth was afraid that she was going to have her picture end up in the paper but he said her body is in the best shape it's ever been. Howard's body isn't in that great of shape though. Howard told Robin that his picture is in yesterday's NY Post so she looked it up as Howard described just how bad he thought he looked. Beth was upset that she was in the paper but she did buy a bunch of copies to send to family. She looked fine to Howard but he knows he looked horrible. He said he's always bent over like a money lender.