Robin Doesn't have Sex because of a Medical Condition

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  1. mothra1orbit

    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    I was just listening to a rerun of today's show, and just before the news they are talking about Benjy's sex life. Robin is giving Benjy a hard time about not having sex, and Benjy asks her why she doesn't have sex, and she says she has a "medical condition" that prevents it. He asks her what medical condition, and she fumfs around, and Howard says she doesn't want to talk about it, and it's dropped.

    I'm betting on a permanent colostomy.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    She has no room in here hole, she keeps her money there.
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh you just know her plumbing is not right..
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Obesity is a medical condition.
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    My dad had a permanent colostomy done about 6 years ago. He went and got a penis pump and he and his wife manage to find a way to fuck even with the poop bag dangling off his side.
    I know this because my step mother posted about it on FB.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Blur Alumnus

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    Who says the older generation doesn't "get" social media?...
     
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    it's kind of different if you are married vs. finding a guy who is willing to fuck a 62 year old fat woman with a shit bag. cant blame robin in this situation.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    the Jackie Puppet got stuck in her cunt years ago..
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    It's called gunt-itis....
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    No shit. I bet her snatch is hard to find under all those rolls.
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Cheesy gunt or E Guntamous Formaggio in medical terminology.
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Florentine tried to crank yanker her
     
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    A colostomy does not prevent intercourse or any other sexual act.

    This. She had a 12 hour surgery but she has never said just how radical the surgery was. After what she said today I'm going to assume it was as extensive as you can get. The goal at the time was to save her life and not preserve sexual function.
     
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    Her asshole rotted out from to many enemas so they "re wired" her and now she shits out the vagina.
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    Of course it doesn't. But if you were a single woman would you be interested in fucking someone knowing you were going to have to expose your colostomy bag? I think that someone who is already in a sexual relationship and then has to have a bag could easily continue to have a sex life, but someone who is not involved at the time she gets the bag imo would have a very difficult time allowing that sort of intimacy.

    Her surgery was to remove cancerous endometrial tissue that had grown on her bowel. I believe she had a hysterectomy and bowel resection with colostomy. I don't see any reason she would have had her vagina removed. I think she *could* have sex, but I can sympathize with her reluctance, if that is what is going on.
     
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    If it was Beef i'd say enlarged testicles but Robin is a mystery.:bigthink
     
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    It's called " no one will fuck me so heres my excuse "
     
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    :bigthink Well Blobin has been spewin' bullshit out her mouth for years.

     
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    OH. MY. GOD!! Spoiler!! :puke:
     
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