Robin featured in Closer Weekly mag on how to "melt fat fast"!

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    It's an article about Dr. Roni but Robin is touted as "proof that her plan works." They show an old photo of Robin as proof that she "lost 70 pounds" on the plan:

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    Interesting they didn't show a photo of how Robin really looks now:

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  2. Nemo

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    Will we ever know what Robin really eats? She is another lying hypocrite.
     
  4. HORSETOOTHED

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    The only time Robin melts fat fast is when she's heating stuff in the microwave.
     
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    Robin has been losing and finding 70lbs for the past 30 years
     
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    Melt fat fast? Lock her in her glass booth with aa tire fire and a gasoline bath? :bigthink
     
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    lose a pound a day :lol: Robin has gone full mental
     
  9. beetlejosh

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    Look at Robin, fanning one her farts in that poor lady's face. :nono:
     
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    is she waving away a fart and saying "not mine."
     
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    She was confused. She thought they meant "melt butter fast".
     
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    I love that video. If you haven't watched it I'll give you a quick summary. Robin is talking about how to eat healthy around the holidays. She is teaching that woman in the video how to eat healthy. Let me say that again. She is teaching that women in the video HOW TO EAT HEALTHY. Robin, who in that video is conservatively 230lbs, is teaching that other black woman, who is at most 120lbs and looks like an olympic swimmer, HOW....TO..EAT......HEALTHY!!!

    You could not create a better definition of irony than that video.
     
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    I think that woman is as real doctor. Robin has a lot of nerve.
     
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    ...blobin the expert. :jj:
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    She's fat in the article's photo, and she's gained at least 140 more pounds since then. She's twice the size of any two guys in the photo!
     
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    She claims that 9/11, and specifically the thought of having to climb down all the stairs in the WTC, inspired her to change her lifestyle. Yet how often in the subsequent 12+ years has she been at a medically healthy weight? (use whatever criteria you like)

    Shortly after all the comedians made fun of her weight during the roasts, she went on a crash diet and was fairly thin for a short time. Other than that, :dontknow:
     
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    A close second is Robin reading news. :jj: