Robin giving workout and diet advice today.

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    Robin reminds me of a guy I work with. I work in sales so your performance is based on numbers. We have one guy in the office that is never above his quota yet he is constantly giving advice in team meetings. He just never shuts up and brags about his skills while the rest of us are amazed he still has a job.

    I caught a few minutes of the show today. Howard was bitching about his weight and how he can't run anymore because it hurts his neck. Robin laughed the whole time and said that maybe Howard has hit a point where he can't workout anymore. She then started to give him diet advice like cutting the snacks out. She then went on to suggest that it is funny when guys do Pilates and that he should look into Yoga.

    I would love Dr. Drew to analyze this habit of Robins and how it relates to her 34 ego. She constantly laughs at how fat JD, Jon Hein, and Jason are. I actually think JD weighs less than Robin. The fact that she doesn't see the hypocrisy shows how fucked up she is. Although, maybe the fact that they play songs everyday from Little Mikey talking about her hot ass has lead to a distorted self image.
     
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    Fag or not, Ralph has a pretty good physique for a 50 yr old.

    Maybe howard should shut the fuck up and listen for once.
     
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    It's weird that a guy that looks like him is obsessing over losing 2 pounds.
    "I got to tighten up"
    Sounds like Howard expects to be on TV again.
    Liposuction is an addiction unto itself, you get the fat sucked away from problem areas but it comes back in weird places, also it makes you intolerant of seeing fat or sagging skin in other places that it really can't help permanently.
    He really has some kind of body dismorphia or anorexia. Now he can't even run and it never occurs to him or nutrition maven Robin that he has robbed his bones of calcium because of his diet and lack of resistance training. Fred the only one not afraid to be realistic "boxing would hurt you." The man needs to be on Boniva, he's morphed into his mother.
    I heard the end of this convo, and it seemed she was pulling for him to quit exercising. Like a smoker pulls for another smoker just to give up.
    Of course Howard would never take nutritional or exercise advice from Robin, so why was he saying it? He was hoping she would shower him with false praise or Howard wants to work in that he still is viral to his new woman audience. It's radio they can't see that he is a 80 year old altercocka
     
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    Wiggy & the useless saps left on the show all contribute to Blobin's delusion by acting like it's 1992, she's smoking sexy, and men the world over fall at her feet/fantasize about her.

    It's 2015, chubby Grandma. Take a seat and stop embarrassing yourself.
     
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    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    Idk how much more you can cut down your snacks from half of an almond..
     
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    Robin giving fitness advice would be like OJ giving advice on a healthy marriage.
     
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    I love the fact that Wiggy thinks it's his looks that are holding him back from making it big on TV.
    That asshole is, was and always will be ugly on the inside and there's no surgery that can ever fix that problem.

    :happyno:
     
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    I would have loved to have heard that. Too funny. That is really pandering to her at this point. She is old, mean, sick, ugly, and fat.

    Oh, if only Sal could say what he really feels.
     
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    Howard's an idiot. If he'd do some cardio where he actually elevates his heart rate above the minimum to spead up his metabolism and minimize starchy carbs he'd lose those 2 pounds after a month or so but he's a lazy old fragile man who'd rather eat an almond for dinner. Listening to that delusional cackling blob for advice isn't going to help the wigster.
     
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    From reading the listening thread he just hits the same Howard-centric bits all the time.
    * long hair on his shaft
    * voice of his parents talking about what ceral his dad eats
    * Siri
    *beat up in school
    yadda yadda yadda

    Why would anyone pay for a subscription to listen to him? I got Sirius for him but I continue to have it for all the other content.
    Wouldnt give two shits if he left
     
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    How much do you think any of them would love to say, "Hey Robin, let us both get on the scale."
     
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    I would take Robins advice and do the exact opposite. A 300pound women giving diet advice?
     
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    She's always flappin her soup coolers on things she knows nothing about. Like parenting, marriage, car racing, dieting, black people......
     
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    It's always that way, though - advice is one thing; applying it, another .... :tzone:
     
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    ...the news
     
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    Remember them days
     
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    Do you know Robin's secret to losing 5 lbs in no time?

    She empties her colostomy bag.
     
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    She's a 20th century Ox


    That would be my sing parody for Blobin
     
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    These two are full of wisdom.

     
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