Robin is a Reiki therapist now

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  1. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Robin announced that this morning.
    She is not certified, but she is a first degree Reiki.

    She is going to practice on Howard.
     
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    Yet another failed attempt by Blobbin to fill the enormous void in her life.
     
  3. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    more new age bullshit. Poor Robin. She has been searching for something her whole life.
     
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    :facepalm:

    Training

    The teaching of Reiki outside of Japan is commonly divided into three levels,[SUP][63][/SUP] or degrees, the most common of which are described below. Traditional Japanese Reiki was taught intensively under Usui's guidance, with weekly meditation meetings where Reiki was given and used to scan the body in order to supply an energetic diagnosis,[SUP][64][/SUP] which is known in Japanese as Byosen-hō, as a Japanese Reiki treatment is intuitive and specifically directed in comparison to a Western Reiki treatment, which tends to generally treat the whole body instead of specific areas.

    First degree


    The first degree Reiki course,[SUP][65][/SUP] sometimes given the Japanese name of Shoden ("初伝" in Japanese, meaning "Elementary/Entry Teachings"),[SUP][66][/SUP] teaches the basic theories and procedures. A number of "attunements" are given to the student by the teacher.[SUP][67][/SUP] Students learn hand placement positions on the recipient's body that are thought to be most conducive to the process in a whole body treatment.[SUP][68][/SUP] Having completed the first degree course, a Reiki practitioner can then treat himself and others with Reiki. Course duration is dependent on the Reiki Master Teacher; some hold four sessions spread over a number of days, others hold two sessions over two days.[SUP][69]

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reiki

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    Oh please. He ain't lettin' her put her hands all over him.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Your life sounds fulfilling :jj:
     
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    Does it.
     
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    put some effort into the trolling already
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Why would he start now?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :scratch: How am I trolling?
     
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    So... you really ARE this stupid and boring?
     
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    my wife is a first degree too. her and a bunch of her friends took the course years ago, cost like $200 or something.
     
  14. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Wonder how much money someone bilked out of the gullible moron this time around.

    She should get into Buddhism, they like their icons bald and chubby.
     
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    Robin needs a good dick fucking her.
    No wonder her life is empty. She have a nothing job, 12 hours a week. Bathes in money. Does no show prep or anything else.

    She is a radical black person that is a fanatical Obama supporter (just because he is black). Her charity is for black people who want to do movies. That is money well spent...

    She is a cougar that believes that she is hot and wants to fuck 25 year old men. When they don't "love" her, she gets depressed.
    She have done nothing about her mental illness. She is ashamed for lying about being molested by her dad, only to make money from her book.

    Robin is not a good person.
     
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    That about says it all. Robin did not seem like she used to be such a fanatic. Last week, when they did the "virgin" week on the HSS, Jesse Ventura was on 5/21/08 and they were discussing then candidate obama and how michelle said that this was the first time ever she has been proud of her Country. Howard did not like that she felt like that or that she said it and Robin came down all over him. She totally defended michelle, and would not let Howard talk about her.

    Robin is not a good person.
     
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    Negroid Sows gotta stick together!
     
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    just looked up reiki on wikipedia. hand placement healing? :facepalm:

    what's next? crystals?

    oh well. sounds fairly harmless, unlike the horrible green drink debacle that only made her weight boomerang higher than ever like all fad diets
     
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    It's incredibly stupid, and I feel sorry for people who waste money on it.

    Robin's got a
    Doctor, doctor
    To study her poop

    She's got
    Too much money
    And big brown boobs
     
  20. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You'd think after the first dozen or so she'd figure out these concepts are bullshit.